Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 81

jeevan ka sach:there r 2 important womens in the life of a man. ek use rote hue duniya mai laati hai.other enshure vo sari life rota rahe

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

AAP JAISE INSAAN DUNIYA ME KAM HI MILTE H
AAP HI H JO RIKHSE ME BAITH KAR KHIDKI WALI SHEET MANGTE H

Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?

Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai

Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,

Aap ne kaha:

AQAL

Hain, woh kia hoti hai?

When i miss u i read your sms;
when i want to see u i close my eyes,
and
when i want to hear your voice;
I Simply throw a stone over Donkey.

Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?
Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota…

Ek chipkali ne gana sunaya? To baaki chipkaliya zameen par gir gayi..?? Pucho Kyun?? Qki baaki sabhi chipkaliya Taali mar rahi thi.......

X’cuse me,
Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
aur sms parh rahe ho to
“Good Night”

Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur sms subah parho gay to phir
“Good Morning”

jindgi mein jab aapko koi rasta dikhayi na de, koi manzil dikhayi na de, koi apna dikhayi na de, to aap mere pass aana hum aapko Eye Specialist k pass le chalenge.

Ap k pas dimag he,
Chalta nai wo alg bat he.

Ap smart hen,
Koi manta nai alg bt he.

Ap ameer hen,
Kanjus hen wo alg bt he.

Ap shareef hen,
Lagte nai wo alg bt he.

Ap k pas cel fon he,
Cal nai karte alg bt he.

kafi izzat hai apki,
Koi karta nhe ye alg bat ha.

kahi kanchan nikalta he,
kahi patthar nikalta he,
jis par karo jyada bharosa,
wohi khanjar nikalta he

Zndagi me agr kch banna ho
kch hasil krna ho tu hmesha apne dimag ki suno
agr dimag se b koi jawab na aye to
ankhen band kr k
socho



kya mere pas dimag hy ;->

sochta hu.. kya bheju tumhe..
phir socha achhe vichar bheju tumhe..
vo to mile nahi...
isliye sochta hu ki achar bheju tumhe...
pet saaf rahega..!!
HA HA HA

You are the sweetest person in this world...

Yakin nahin ata!..


Suraj ki kasam..!!



Aaila!!


Oooooho!!



Andhera kaise hogaya...?

Arz kiya hai..ki..
Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.
Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.

Fir kya hua?

...Sherni vidhwa ho gayi

aaj mere sim ka birrthday hain,
aap chahe to call karake wish kar sakate ho,
ya phir use 50,100 ka recharge ka gift bhi de sakate ho!!!!

Diffirance between Girls & Boys phychology ?
Girls chahti hai ki uski sari ichha 1 aadmi puri kare,
aur Boys chahte hai ki uski 1 ichha sari Girls puri kare........

niche mat dekho


















bola mat deko sab kuch khali hai na

Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai
2 se ho tou apna pan hai
3 se ho tou deewanapan hai
4 se ho tou pagal pan hai
phir bhi counting na rukey to KAMEENA PAN hai

rose-lotus,tulip,orchid,sunflower,jasmine.all flowers are sweet but they have no comperison with you.
kyonki 'GOBHI' k phool ki baat hi kuch aur hoti hai.

Its So Common To HEar…
How Are You ?
What Are You Doing ?
Howz Your Day??
ANy Plan ?
So I Thought To Ask
Something Different
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Potty Kar Lii ??? ;P

KYA
AP MUSIC NAHI SUNTE
AP BURGERS,SNACKS NAHI KHATE
AP KO OUTING KA SHOQ NAHI
AP KI KOI GIRL FRIEND/BOY FRIEND NAHI
AP KOI BHI SPORTS NAHI KHELETE
TU PLS VISIT OUR WEB SITE
WWW.KHAMBAKHAT-PAIDA-KYON-HOA.COM

i like u.............

i love u.............

i love u very much..........

i love u very very much.........

i''ll die for u.............

i cannot live without u.............

plz marry me.............
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yehi kehna chahta tha ranjha heer say lakin becharay ko english nahin ati thi.........

open with love
mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai
bura to nahi maano ge
wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai
wo pyar bharay 3 lafz
“Insaan Ban Jaao”

Smart Man + Smart Naari = Flirting Jaari

Bevkuf Man + Smart Naari = Jeb Khali

Smart Man + Bevkuf Naari = Paaun Bhari

Befkuf Man + Bevkuf Naari = Shaadi

Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain…
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai….
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai..

Mountain dew's new add
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Chal yaar kuch khatarnak karte hai
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Chal yaar padhai karte hai
darr to sabko lagta hai
LEKIN DARR KE AAGE JEET HAI.

Agr apko apna future malum krna ho to..
Write ur ful nam
N
Ur lover nam
N send it to
Ur
Father’’s no.
He wil tel u
Ur future…

SUBHA JALDI UTH K,

NAHA K,

SAAF KAPRE PEHAN K,

ALLAH K AAGE,

SAJDE ME JA K,

AANKHEN BANDH KAR K,

SACHE DIL SE POOCHHO,

MOLA JAB TU AQAL DE RAHA THA,

JAB MAIN KAHAN THI.

Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote”
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Expert comment
“Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote
So Cheers!!!