Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 82

Jack And Jill bihari-ishtyle:

Jakwa Aur Jillwa Gayil Upar D Hil,

Paniya Bharil Ke Waste,

Jackwa Gir Gayil Uka Khopdi Fut Gayi

Aur Jilwa Awat Ludkan Pure Raste…

Khudi ko karke buland itna chadhao jaise taise
khuda ne bande se khud puchha-abe ab utre ga kaise ?

sunday ko free rhna koi program mat bnana
i m coming to meet utumhe kahi le jana hai plz mna mat karna or kisi ko btana mat
tumhe poliyo drops pilana hai

U know y god created a gap between ur fingers?
so dat when u r sad, sum1 wud cum in ur life, hold ur hand slowly and slowly say...................
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Le cigarette pakad!

gadho ki race
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msg baad me pad lena

BHAGO
warna trofi koi or lay jayega

At the time of RUKHSTI.
Dulhay ky Cell par phone aya
Ringtone was
Dil Me Chupa Ky Arman Ly Chale
Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Ly chale

arz kiya hai,aapke chahre par udasi aankho me nami hai
aapke chahre par udasi aankho me nami hai
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tata namak use kiya karo ye iodine ki kami hai

there were 2 friends Jo & Wo.1 day JO got scared& suddenly Wo died.ask why?because JO DAR GAYA WO MAR GAYA.

45 saal ka
aadmi ladki dekhne gya to ladki ki maa behosh ho gayi






hosh aaya to
boli 25 saal pehle mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.

Hum to baithey they darya kinaray teri yaad bhulaney ko Faraz
Pata nae keira Annay da bacha pechon dakka day gaya

we never be old because kaun kahta hai ki budha ishque nahi kar sakta aam tab tak maja nahi deta jab tak pilpila nahi hota

Latest Way 2 Propose A Girl...

Boy: Excuse Me..!

Girl: Jee...

Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bachon Ki Taraf Se Apko Happy Mothers Day...

ek din gaalib bewafa premika k ghar k bahar susu karte hue range haath pakda gaya aur bola tere pyar mein is kadar dukhi hai gaalib k aansu bhi nikaltey hain raastey badal badal k....

Sms ko sms se sms me us sms ko milaya

sms ko sms ne sms ko us ne sms ko bataha

to sms ki sms jis sms ko dikhaya

ab bata apne sms ko sms ne sms me kya dikha.

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Barsenge Barasenge,
Hamare SMS aaj phir Barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum aaj phir 1 rupaya kharchenge!

namaskar, paglo ki duniya me
apaka swagat he, Aap jis pagal se
bat karna chahte he esh vakt uska
DIMAG switch OFF he

Tum pas aaye
yun muskuraye
apne 32 daant aise dikhaye

Dekh kar mera dil... phoot phoot kar rota hai...


kya yaar tumse... brush bhi thik se nahi hota hai.

ek ladke ki 6 ungliya thi
sab log use sultan kehte the
socho kyun..







socho



kyun ki uska naam sultan tha

JAANI ... Jin ke GHAR
SHISHE Ke Hote Hai...

WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...

SIRF RAT KO HI POTTY
KARTE HAI...

Plz Plz Plz !

Mere Dost K Ley Dua Karain,Wo Last Stage Pe Hai,
Sub Ne Jawab De Diya Hai,
PlZ Sub Ko Yeh Sms Forward Karain,

Ap Ki Dua Us Ki Madad Kar Sakti Hai,

By The Way Wo IGI 2 K Last Stage Pe Hai . . . =P;->

Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta
Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta
aur main tere bina ab reh nahi sakta

Arz kiya hy:


Daag to chala jaega kameez se,

Wah wah

Daag to chala jaega kameez se,





Agr tm kapre dho tameez se :

Door se dekha toh sher tha
gaur kijiega .....
Door se dekha toh sher tha
Pass ja kar dekha
Toh vakaai sher tha
bhaago

rjtjf dfyuyii
uwklwl;w
makalll;;;
hahjakkla
ggahajkkllq;;q;q

padha kya?

Thik se padh







ha ha ha
ulloo banaya

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ladka- kya baat hai yar aaj kal tum jab dekho ta pregnant raheti ho
jab bhi tumhe msg karta hu tumhari delivery report aa jati hai

800 Kamron Ka Mehal Ho
Or Motiyon Se Saja Ho Darbar
Income Ho Arbon May
Or 200 Mercidies Car
Sb Mil Skta Hai Sapno May
Is Lia Jgna Hai Bekar
So Ja Mer Yar

FB IUNSCLQJWHOFLD HIOUFWQO BNCIQWH ISBNVKB NKSEOH SALNFOE VN D,F B KUCH B DO PADNE BAITH JAATE HAI

HuM HuM Nahi,

TuM TuM Nahi,

HuM TuM Nahi

Aur TuM HuM Nahi,

HuM Wo Nahi,

Wo HuM Nahi,

TuM Wo Nahi Wo TuM Nahi,

To Aakhir HuM Teen Hai Kaun???