Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 83

Aaj yaar.
kal pyar.
parso ikraar.
phir intezaar.
phir inkaar.
phir daraar.
aur saari mehnat bekaar.
And one more.
Devdas

Doodh mein UREA
Mineral Water mein Caustic Soda
Coke aur Pepsi mein pesticide
Cadbury mein Keede
Pani to pahele se hi Kharab
AB BHI BAKI HAI JINDGI KA HISAB

AJAB TERI DUNIA MERE SARTAJ

Raat Ko
Sone Se Pehle
Sitaro K Dunya Me
jane Se Pehle
Sapno Me
Khone Se Pehle

SUSU karna
mat bhulna

Pe-peep Pe'peep
Pe-peep
Peep peep
Pe,peep
Ghng ghng
P-peep
Pe'peep
Pe'peep
Pe'peep

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SAMNE SE
HATJA

SMS

AA RAHA Hai.?

Agar aapko lagta hai ki aap HANDSOME, SMART, CHARMING, SWEET, CUTE hain, to aap kutta paliye, billi paliye, sher paliye magar GALATFAHMI mat paliye.

Ek sawal ka prize 2 lakh.
Jeet sakte ho par,
jawab yes ya no me dena hai.
-kya aapko pagalpan ke daure padhne band ho gaye hai???

Shadi hone par ladkiya maang me sindor kyon lagati hai ?
socho-socho, are kyonke jisse ladko pta chal jaye ke es plot k registry ho gayi hai.

Beautiful Girls Dont Like To Study..

Why ?

Bcz..

They Know
Ki
Duniya K
Kisi Na-Kisi Kone Me
Koi Na-Koi Gadha
Un K Liye Padh Hi Raha Hoga

aati nhi
aati nhi
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aati nhi to
dosto k samne mat chilao
doctor k pass jayo
or kayam churan khao

Padhai kar fail hone se na dar, Ladki ko ched jute khane se na dar. Har ladki ko PROPOS kar inkar se na dar,GEETA me likha hai KARAM kar FAL ki CHINTA NA KAR.

Pappu Arz Karta Hai.

Hote Hain Wohi Log Is Jahan Mein Ache.....





Jo Pehenty Hain Sardiyoon Mein B Kache...=P;->

Ranjha Ne Been Bajaai,

Or heer Dor Ke Aai.

Mujnu Ne Bansuri Bajaai,

Or laila Bhag K Aai.

Or Hum Ne Sirf Seeti Bajaai,

Or Woh zalim

“BHAI”Ko Le Aai

Na jane log kyu darte hai, kuch log to sms hi nahi krte hai, Aur kuch aise bhi cartoon hai is duniya mein jo, Miss call marne k baad bhi balance check karte hai.

Aagr Ap Duniya Ki
Sabse Sundr Ladki ko
Sache Dil Se Mangoge

To Wo Humsha ke Liye
Apki Ban Jayegi…


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BHABHI.

Mera Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,Dr.kehta hai halat kafi serious hai,Bahut sare SMS chadane padenge,So plz help & donate some SMS.

Agar Aap Khain Ja Rahe Ho Or “KALA BILLA”
Aap K Aage Se Guzar jaye To iska Matlab hai?

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“KALA BILLA”bhi Khain Ja RahA hai

Tapti dhoop ki loo hai tu, aur dosti ke naam pe thoo hai tu, aur tujhse kya kahu bhosdi ke dhuli hue gand pe chipka hua gu hai tu

Line marne k boht se tareky hen jinme se 3 mandarja zail hen
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1. Pencil se.;-)
2. Pen se
3.Marker se

kya haal hai
haal vehaal hai
wohi dhoti wohi rumaal hai
purane 2 4 maal hai
jeb se kangaal hai
sms likhate rahte hai
yahi to kamaal hai

Jab dulhan ka ghoonght uthaya toh

KIS NE KIYA KAHA?

Dr: munh kholo aur lambe lambe sans lo

Driver: haran do rasta lo

Conductr: bibi thora sa aage ho jain

Techr: agr sabk yad nhi toh foran kan pakr lo

Raj mistry: sara material hi nakis use hoa hai

Dakoo: baki ka maal kidhr hai.

Jindgi sales, raste target, wife daily reporting, aulad incentive, Jawani Commitment, budhapa achievement, maut promotion.........






yahi to hai retail banking ki position

tusi kine gr8 ho,
rasgulle di plate ho,
pepsi di cr8 ho,
sms karne me thode late ho,
par jo v ho bade gr8 ho.........: )

ik din apki life main esi ladki ayegi jo app ko bahut pyar karegi aur pyar se touch aur dhere se kiss kiya karegi aur pyar se kahegi.... I LOVE U DADY

Ram yug me doodh mila
Krishna yug me ghee,
Kalyug me chai mili,
Fo0k mar ke pee
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c!__! !__!

vidai ke time par dulhe ka mobile bjata hai
us par gana laga tha
dil me chupa karpyar k armaan le chale
hum apni mout ka samaan le chale

If u care me, i will care u
if u miss me, i will miss u
if u msg me, i will msg u
if u forget me... sorry dear kahani me TWIST hai, i will kill u...

q:-why do monkys sleep on tree.........?

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chalo jane do yaar...!
ye tumhara matter hai

why shud I interfere..?

Socho agar Doctors films banate to Title kya hota??
1] Kabhi khaansi Kabhi Dum
2] Kaho na bukhaar hai
3] T B No. 1
4]Kal patient ho na ho
5] Hum blood de chuke sanam! ;-)

nari ke chaker me padkar bhol na jana yari, jab lat maregi nari , tab yaad aaygi hamai