Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 84

arey kya mssge padh raha hai rey chal chup chap se reply kar ek pyaara sa sms.nahi to nahi to nahi to..................................................................tera sms uotgoing free karwa dunga

Today is SORRY DAY!
Aaj k din sabko apni galti accept karni chahiye!
Agar meri koi baat buri lagi ho to
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Lagti rahe!!
Hum ye din nahi manate!!

Su Su Su Su......
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Sorry... Aapko Inbox Khali Dikha To Kar Liya

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Gandhi Bapu Ne Bola tha
agaR TmhaRe Kisi Dost Ki Tabiat Kharab Ho
Tou Use Ek Bookey Do Aur Kaho.
Get Well Soon Mamu

wo bathroom ki mhek,
wo gizar ka garam pani,
wo shower se barsti bunde,
wo sabun ki khushbu,
wo naram towel,


khair,

tum kya jano roj nahane ka maja....

Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.

Girl : Harmkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

jab pyar kiya to darna kya
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sahi baat hai
maa baap ka naam mitti me milla do

jamne ki tanhai
sagar ki gahrai
dushmano ki ladai
bachho ki padai
kitni baar yaad aayi
par tu na di dikhai

Ek woh zamana tha janha kabutar se message bheje jate the.

Aur aaj ye jamana he ke ham kabutar ko message bhej rahe he.

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din raat yaad kar kar k dil ki dadhkan bhi dekho spase dena chalu kar di hai

Zindagi kya hai?


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Socho?
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Ye kya hai jo ji rha hai?
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Ye hi Zindagi hai....

A Basanti naach<,>(( >>,/<))<<,/<))/ >
Mast nachti hai na.Actualy,Ye SHOLAY prt 2 ki hey,jo kutto K SAMNE B nachti hai.

Kisi ko pareshan karne k 7 TARIKE...
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Ye Pehla tha...
Baaki phir Kabhi...

sms karne ke 3 Fayde hai
1)Time pass ho jata hai
2)Jise sms karo wo bhi khush or
3)kon kon kanjus hai pata chal jata hau

Kya
Apko
Pata
Hai?
Apki
In
Khubsurat
Aur
Pyari
Ank ho
K
Niche
Jo
Naak
Hai,
Wo
Beh rahi hai
Zaldi saaf karo

Aaj Phir Aap Nazar Nahi Aaye,
Phir Tamannaon Ke Fool Murjhaye,
Na Jaane Kin Galiyon Me Kho Gaye Aap,
Hum Police Station Se Lekar...
Aapko Paagal Khane Tak Dhoondh Aaye

GARMI song:
suno gor se PEPSI walo,buri nazar na COCK pe dalo,chahe kitna DEW pila lo sabse aage he NIMBU PANI, humne piya he,tum bhi piyo

beth kar unki zulfo ke saaye me swarg jaisa aanand aya

wah wah !!!


biwi ne dekh liya or shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya..

Toilet Jane Se Pehle...
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Toilet Se Aanay K Baad...
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Tauba Yar,
Kitna Karte Ho Tum....

confidence dekho malika ne tailor ko rumal diya aur kaha mere 2 sut bana dena

tailor bola baki kapde ka kya karna hai

1947 Ka Bohat Famous sms



















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Tab mobile tha?
Jo sms hoga?
Aap log b na!?!
Sms dekha nhi ki mobile me angutha marne lag jate ho..!

SITA k vanvas jane me
bahut badi sikh hai,
Ghar me agar 3-3 saas ho toh JUNGLE hi thik hai...

EMRAN HASMI ne apni girlfriend ko ek TRAIN mein pehle ASHIQ BANAYA fir CHOCOLET me ZEHER de kar MURDUR kar dia or kaha AWARAPAN me AKSAR aisa he hota hai , phir v kya is KILLER ko JANNAT nasib hoga ? ye RAAZ sayad kisko pata nahi

Koi GAIR apse baat kare.

Aapki tareef kare.
Aapko smart kahe.
To use zor se 1 THAPPAD maro


Uski Himmat kaise hui tumhe
APRIL FOOL
banane ki.Wo bhi MAY me.

tum yaad na aya karo
Kon?????????
tum dil ki dhadkan me rathi ho
Kon??????????
Sab bakwas he ji
koi in per bharosa mat karo

kayar aur kanjoos ko pyar
karneki moika nahi hai...
kayar- sabhi se darke chor jaise pyar karthe hai.
kanjoos- thodi thodi kushiyo ko bhi kanjoosi se kho jathe hai...

agar hum aapko SMS bhejte he to ye zaroori nahi ki aap bhi hume bhi SMS bhejo aap
pizza
samosa
chklate
ya icecream
bhi bhej sakte ho

jindgi me agar kuch bnnaho kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimag ki suno
agar dimag se koi jawab na aaye to aankhe band kar k socho

















kya mere pass dimag hai

aaj SHUBH PAAGAL DIWAS HAI ..........................................................................................................................ISLIYE MAIN SABSE PEHLE TUMHE SMS KAR RAHA HUN BADHAI HO!!

ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai 'ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai'
dulha bolta hai 'don't worry jate hi loot lunga '