Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 85

Life of students

Talent hai, paisa nahi.

Lecture hai, attendnce nahi.

Mobile hai, balance nahi.

Exam hai tension nahi.

Padhna hai par mood nahi...

Tum tum ho

Hum hum hain

Na tum kam ho

Na hum kam hain

To pher kis bat ka gham hai

SMS Bhejty raho tabi lagy ga Mobile rakhne wale main DUM hai...

Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your file not found!

aapki dosti se
mai bahot khus hun,
ab kisi cheez ka dar nahi,
koi parwah nahi,
kyun k
maalik
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mujhe
aap ka
dost
bana kar,,,,,

mere gunahon ki saza dunya me hi dedi

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe
good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down

log aksar apni mahbooba ko kahte hai main tumhare liye taare tod laaun
Aasman ko ped(tree)samjhe jo upar chad k tod liye

Tumne hamari nind churai ham khamosh rahe, tumne hamara chain churaya ham khamosh rahe, tumne hamari hansi churai ham khamosh rahe.
But it's 2much maine chappal bade pyar se kharida tha use to wapas kar do.

tere aane se pahle
tere jaane k baad
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baaki ka time nikal jata hai doosri ladkiyo ksaath

Pappu road par ja raha tha,
Saamne gober pada tha,
Usne jhuk kar ungli daali aur dekha
or bola
Ye to gober h
shukar hai mera pair nhi pada

Teri ankhein jesey
Fry Pan
Teri Awaz jesey
Pressure cooker ki seti
Teri Chaal jesey
Public Transport
Tere Nakhre jesey
Government Officer
Ur kya tareef kron teri.

pyar ke side effect
1-;ladki bahut pyar se insaan ko khati hai
2-;bank balance kam krati hai
3-;dosti yahaan to gumne kisi or k saath jati hai
so never trust girl

tumhari kya izat rahe gayi
tumhari kya izat rahe gayi .
jab prados ki item tumhe uncle keh gayi

teri yaad yaad
teri yaad yaad
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aati hai saal me 1 bar

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aaachiiiii......
xcuse me sorry to distrub

jiski lathi uski bains
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aisa rahe to har bachhe k haath me lathi rahegi

mohabat 1 se ho to bolapan
2 se ho to apanapn
3 se ho to dewanapn
4 se ho to pagalpn

tera tera tera saroor
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ladki hai ya whisky ki bottal

Sorry Sorry yaar galti se yeh msg Tumhe send ho gaya.


Niche mat dekhana......

Niche Galat Salat likha hai...












GALAT-SALAT

humne unki gali me ja kar kaha
dil se dil mila lo
jab uski mummy bahar aayi to humne kaha
bartan kali kara lo

Snd me MSG on these tym:
Mrng:
6am to 12pm
NOON:
12 pm to 4pm
EVNG:
4pm to 8pm
NYT:
8pm to 6am
BAKI TYM TANG MAT KARNA?
MUJHE PADHANA RAHTA HAI!

jab savan ka maheena aata hai tum yaad aate ho,
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Jab kaale badal chathe hai tum yaad aathe ho,
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Jab barish hoti hai tum yaad aate ho
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batao mara umbrella kab vapas karoge?

arz kiya hai
wah wah
arz kiya hai
wah wah
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ab karne bhi do na bhai

Every Mom’s advice to her son …..

1960’s Mom to her son- beta, apne caste ki ladki

se hi shaadi karna

1970’s…… …. Apne religion ki

1980’s ……… Apne level ki

1990’s ……… Apne desh ki

2000 ……… Apni umar ki

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2009 ……… Koi bhi ho,

par Ladki se hi karna……. . !!!

sahi hai na ? ? ? ?

Pahele TEJ BARISH ki tarah SMS aaye..
Fir RIMJHIM SMS aaye..
Ab RUK RUK kar BUNDA BANDI ho rahi hai..
kya aage SUKHA padne ki CHETAWANI to nahi...

GOOD DAY

Film shole me kiska double role tha?
Socho….
Sochaa….
Kya yaar itni der….
Bataun?
King Georje
Jo Amitab ke sikke ke dono baju me tha

Hakikat samjho ya afsana.Apna samjho ya begana.Humara aapka rista hai purana.Esliye farz tha aapko batana.Ki thand bahut ho rahi hai plz roj mat nahana....@

Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein
33 marks ki kimat,
tum kya jaano lecturer babu.....
har student ka khwaab hota hai....33 marks.

Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash

Fatafat

Hurry up



Jaldi



Quickly


Come on yar


Uper delete krne ko jab keh dia to parh q raha hai!

do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow .... Raj