Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 86

mere har sms padkar taali bjana
kyon ki mujhe bhrama ji se wardaan mila hai.
jo bhi mera sms padkar taali nahi bajayega use agle janm mai ghar ghar ja ke taali bajana padega

Asli bandar ki 4 nisania hoti hai. 1.Sidhe hath me mobile pakdega. 2.Angutho se button ko dabaye ga. 3.Msg padh k hasega. 4.Sochega kis kis ko send karu!

Ghar walo ka kehna hai
k DIL LAGA KAR PADHAI KARO.
Unhe koi kaise samjhaye
k DIL LAGANE K BAAD
padhai kahan hoti hai.

EK AISI JAGAH BATAO JAHAN AMIR SE SMIR AUR GARIB SE GARIB INSSAN BHI KATORI LE KARKHADE RAHTEN HAI
ANS- PANI PURI WALE KE PASS

Kya hua? SMS factory me hadtal hai? Ya INBOX kangal hei. Agar nahi to Kyu bura haal hai?

taj mahal dekha
qutub minar dekha
kabhi to yaar apne
biwi ko bhi dekho
nahi to use koi
aur dekh lega

Apni umar ko 2 se Zarab doAb is mai 840 jama kardo
Jawab ko 2 per taqseem kroAb is meo e apni Umar minus karo
Jawab Apki personalty show kry ga.Its true

kabhi sochata hoon
kuch kahoon
phir sochata hoon
bekaar hai

TuMaRi Yaad Me
Is Kadar Rote Hai

TUMARI Yaad Me
Is Kadar Rote Hai


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PaDoSi Hamare Aansuo Se Apane BaRTaN Dhote Hai

tum ho to sab hai
nahi to kuch nai

tum nahi hote to sab hote hain tum hote ho to koi nahin

Qyamat k din farishte ne sab se kaha apne apne gunah paper pe likho. Sab ne apny gunah likhe,





ki achanak app ki awaz aye..! Extra Sheet plz

Arz kiya ha
Ab to rooj girainge tere ghar par pathar
Aam ka peed lagane ki jaroorat kya thee

SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai. Nazar mobile pe tika rakhi hai. Batteryor charger bhi la rakhi haiPar msg aayenge kaise ? Dosti Kanjooso se jo bana rakhi hai.

Kal 125 logo ko bebkuf banaya
Kaise?
..Nicho dekho




Bas

Aise

Hi

Ha

Ha

126

Ho

Gaya

maine 1 din dan peti me 1 Rs dalkr 1 acha dost manga tab god ne muze tumse milaya.or kaha 1 Rs me aisa hi milega

10 Popular 24 hr. Services in
india
1.railway
2. Bbc
3.Internet
4.Apsrtc
5.Telephone
6.Police
7.Atm
8.Airlines
9.Hospital
& next
MY SMS

raat ke andhero hum sitaro se ye duwa karte aap na aaye hamare khwaboo me hum bhuto se dara karte hai gn.

Bijli+Badal=Savan aya
Barat+Baja=Dulha aya
Phul+Nzare=vasant aya
Ap+Apki hasi= bhago bhut aya

ek kaam kay yaar
tu na




















is msg ko delete kar de
isme kuch nahi hai

pappu ka naam paapu kyon hai
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kyonki wo paas hota tumhari tarha fail nahi

Twinkle -2 Little Star
Teri Girlfriend Gayi Bazaar
Usko Milgaya Dusra yaar
Uske Sath Vo ho gayi faraar
ab tu baith k Makhi Mar

aap ko 1000000 rs ka loan rbi aproved hoaya

hai jaldi sai isi numeber pa replay karen.

nahi to aap ke balance se bache howe 0.05 paise bhi kaat liye jayen ge

Raanja Heer ke baal pakad ke bola,,,,,,
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya,,,,,,,,

Aaj aapko?bachpan yaad dilau?????Ale ale!?????Oole nanu?????maila pyala bachha?????sweetoo!?????Paloo!????? sonu????oh shit !Yeh kya kiya?? Chhichi kar di.

aap sayad dar ke karan kabhi ghar se bahar nahi nikalte
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kyonki jo sms karte hain wo darte nahi

Apne dimag ko test karne ke liye COW k samne sar karke khade ho jae Agar wo dur jaye to samajh lena GOBAR h. Or agar pass aaye to BHUSA hai.
plz try...

india mai teen tarha ke log hote hai
1. sms sender
2. sms reader
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chinta mat karo hum dono ke beech koi nahi a sakta chahe wo made in india ho ya china

doha
kal mare so aaj mar aaj mare so ab
is badti mahngai me phir marga kab

aja saam hone aai mousam ne li angdai..........

ab ye mat kehna tu chal mai aai.

we r wating 4 u.

aaj ghar mai poori tayari ke saath rehna .
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kyon ki ek acche bandar ka rishta tumhare liye aya hai or
ladke (bander wale) tumhe dekhne ghar par aa rahe hai.