Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 87

MEIN RBI SE TUMHARE A/C MEIN 100000000000000 RUPEES JAMA KARVATI HOON KANJOOS KAM SE KAM SMS TO KIYA KARNA

Agar tum ko hum pe gussa hai toh
Ghantaghar tod do
Ring road mod do
Sahid gate fod do
Titanic ko fevicol se jod do
Magar mujhe aise sms karna mat chod do

when some one touches u n u dont feel its ignorance

when some1 touches u n u dont feel its love

but when noboby touches u

n u feel it

den its






KHUJLI beetex lagao khujli bhagao...

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !

ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye

Aap

Imandar

Sundar

Sanskari

Dimag wale

Talented

Superstar

Ka sms

Padh rahe Hai!

dil mein hamesha ek shor ho raha hai
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bina sms k dil bore ho raha hai.
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kahin aisa toh nahin
k mere dost kuttey ki neendh so raha hai

Kya tumhe is SMS me ADRAK ka test aa raha hai?




Nahi?




Pakka?



To phir acchi baat hai..




Kyunki...




BANDAR kya jane ADRAK ka swad !!

Ha..ha..ha...

2 minute k liye moun rakho, un machharon ki aatma ki shanti ke liye,, jo kal raat aapko kaatne ke baad dybitiz se mar gaye.. bcoz u r so sweet.

Dimag k liye, orange ka juice, aankhe k liye, carrot k juice. Sehat k liye banana ka juice, khush rehene k liye sms kar kanjus.

How will a rat purpose a cat…??
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“Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-)

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Handa upp!.

Agar apni jaan pyari hai to jitne bhi inbox me sms hai, sab send karo,





KHABRDAR..


DRAFT me kya hai?


wo b bhejo...

Happy summer season
Aamo ki khsuhbu,
Barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam,
aney ko tayar,
Thori si masti,
Thora sa payar,
Load shading k liye,
raho tayaar,

HAPPY SUMMER
SEASON YAAR..!

Aap U hi Muskurate Raho Muskurate Raho
Aap U hi Muskurate Raho Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho


Mera kya Jayega Log Tumhe hi Pagal Samjhenge.....

Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..

LALU plane ke upar khara tha.
Raste me Tufan Aye.
Uski dhoti ur gayi.
Fir Bijli kharki.
LALU:-ek to hamar dhoti chhin li,upar se sala photo leta hai. Its ok!

Har jagah toofan sa aaya hai,Jha dekho bs 1 hi naam chaya hai,Jb bhi msg tone bajti hai mobile ki,

To sb khte hai lagta hai fir Abhisekh ka sms Aaya hai....

kbi din hotaa hai

kbi raat hoti hai

kbi badal garaajta hai

kbi barsaat hoti

pr mobile mai key ho k b kbi na msg type hota hai!!!!

Bhagwan Khush kab Hote He?Socho SochoJab kuch GundeEk Ladki k Pichhe Pad Jate He aur Ladki bolti He Mujhe Bhagwan k Liye Chhod Do

Kal raat God sapne mein aaya,
Main ne batayien ki aap mere dost hein.
God hase aur bole,
Ye tumare phechele jaan ke,
Bure karmo ka asar hain.

Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia,Lekin Meri Taqdeer To Dekho!Uska Baap Umpire Tha,Meri Bowl Ko Noball Karar Diya..

3 Monkeys ran from zoo.
1st found watching TV.
2nd found playing football
And 3rd…
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No yaar, it’s not u…
Hamesa aisa hi kyu sochte ho? Wo mil nahi raha hai.

Ek murga murgi k peche bhag rha tha k achanak murgi car ke neche aa gayi aur mar gai murga bola -saali ne jaan dedi magar izzat bachali.......!!

ur five qualities
1--------
2--------
3-----
4-------
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agar zindage main koi acha kaam kar laita to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
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Woh din bhi kya din the jab ladkiya apko pagalo ki tarah kiss kiya krte the.par ap ki futi kismat,us waqt ap HUGGIES pehna krte the.

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho
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hum bhi kya phool hai..tum bhi kya phool ho..
hum hindi ke phool hai...aur tum english ke FOOL ho!!

Red rose :pyar k liya...'
yellow rose :friendship k liya
white rose :shanti kliya...
Aur aapke liya
NEEMA ROSE : Har din nahane k liya!

Ek aadmi ke 6 fingers the,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge Tum na hoge to hum BEWAQOOF kisay banayenge

What did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
.......Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya