Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 88

JAB WE MET 2gthr,

Asmn k TARE ZAMEEN PAR utar aye,

Teri sms k BHUL BHULAIYA me hum kho gaye,

Tum jaise PARTNER ko hmne WELCOME kia

or dilme OM SHANTI OM ho gy

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

Ashyanon ko jlaya na karo ,,, stayaoon ko our staya na karo,,, SMS nahein karna to na karo lakin Miss call de kar kanjosi dekhaya na karo.

Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..

Kanjus eke Kanjush....
Kanjus dune Makkhichus...
Makkhichus tina....U. poetry ho na ho yeh to pata chal gaya ke tum kitne kanjus ho.

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KIA DEKH RAHAY HO
CHAVUNIYA HAIN
OTHA LO
SMS KERNAY K KAAM AAIN GE

Dil ne khaha jiju ko sms karate hai,
Phir khyal aya ki dil to pagal hai,
Phir socha dil agar pagal hai to mere jiju konase normal hai.

Rab se dua karte he ki mere dost ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile,aur jo hame sms nahi karte unhe apni girlfriend se sister jaisa pyar mile...

UPAR DEKHO.... . . . . . . KYA HUA ...? DEKHA KYA DIKHA ARE PAGAL MOBILE KE UPAR NAHI APNE UPAR DEKHO.... HA!HA!HA!

WHAT IF RELIANCE GROP LAUNCHES A DIAPER.
WHAT WILL BE THE SLOGAN.

AB KARLO SUSU CHADDI MEIN.

DHIRUBHAI KA SAPNA HAR GHAR MAIN HO DIAPER APNA.

1 sharabi roz shiv mandir mien sir tekta tha
1 din pujarine shiv k jaga Ganesh ki murti rakhi,
Sharabi aya sir teka bola
chotu..
papase bolna uncle aye the..!

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…;):D:D

arz hey


aap hamare dil me base ho


wah wah

aap hamare dil me base ho

wah


thoda side me hona saas leneko takliph ho rahi hai

Hi-Dear ! i am collecting Gandhiji's photos. I need ur hlp 4 my colection. PLZ Ghar me jitne bhi 100/500/1000 ke notes wo mere pas bhejwa do. Thanks huryup

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Kya hua nahi padh paye

tension nahi leneka forward karte rahne ka

Doctor Nurse pe
aur
Marij Farsh pe
marta hai..!

Girlfrnd chahe jitne b buri ban jai,
Kbhi us se dosti mat torna
Q k
Pani chahe jitna bhi ganda ho jai,
Aag bhujane k liye kafi hota h

hi dear. abhi mujhe pata
chala ki ek research ke anusar saarey fools apna sms padhne ke liye thumb ka istemaal karte hain. kya tum bhi? oh no

Aap bade he handsome ,goodlooking,popular talented,kind ideal geneous ka sms padh rahe hai

indian governament ne naya kanoon laagu kiya hai,
Khubsurat logo ko mulk se baher nikal diya jaega,
TUM to safe ho,
Mai kahan jaun.

SORY FOR DUSTURB
Lekin mamal argunt hai
sitaji ka dobara apharan ho gaya hai
Hanuman ji ko 100 bandaro ki jarurat hai
sms milte hi nikal pado.

ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE).......
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY......

Kehte hai agar kisi ladki ko sache dil se chaho to sari kaynat use tumse milane me lag jati hai aur agar vo na mile to Ladkiya abhi baki hai mere dost.

Tumse juda har 1 lamha khaas hai,
tu hi mera sabse pyara ehsaas hai,
tum jud gayi ho kuchh aise mujhse,
jaise mere badan me chalti teri saans hai.

Kal Movie ho jaaye
Yes or no



IF yes



tum apne tv par dekho,
mein apne tv par dekhunga



if no



parso phir program banaenge..

agar aap 99%akele hai,0.5% khus hai,20%tension me hai ,94%muskil me hai,36%udas hai to in sab number ko mila kar dial kare.sab thik ho jayega.

sawan aate hi
murjhaye hue phool bhi khil jaate hai....
sms free kya hue
aap jaisa ullu bhi sayar ban jaate hai....

Boy - Tu hi to jannat meri, tu hi mera junoon,kuch na janu main bs itna hi janu tujh me RAB dikhta hai YAARA main kya karu?
Grl - Mattha tek, prsaad chada or Dafa ho....

1 night a lovely star dropped on earth.he askd me wat do u want?a million dollor or a true friend?

i said million dollor












b practical yaar....
mil kr udayenge