Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 89

Kaise ho?

maze main?

tabiat kaisi hai?

ungli main dard nahi hai?

aankh b ok?

dimagh b thikane?

kamal hai yar phir to SMS

kar sakte ho!

Cola mein pesticides,
cadburry mein keede,
paani bhi kharaab,
safe bachi hai to sirf SHARAAB............
Piyo sar utha k.......
Jiyo ladkhada k........
CHEERS.

kaash tumhain aisi beemari lagay...

ke burhapay main bhi tu pyari lagay...

chahay darjan ho jayen bachay teray...

tu phir bhi hum ko pyari lagay...

Ladkiyan 2 type ki hoti hain:

1. Boring-Jo dhup wale din chatri leke jati hain.

2. Interesting-Jo barish k din jaan bujh k chatri ghar bhul jati hain.

Allah aap ko zindagi de
Allah aap ko daulat de
Allah aap ko khushian de
Allah aap ko kamyaabi de

sab yaad ho gaya????

Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja!

Jab koi sms nahi karta
Itna gussa aata hai
Dil toh chahta hai
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Jute utar ke.
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Chapal Pehen Lu...

Oye mere dost,.
andhere ke ghost,.
Double ande ki Toast,.
Bujhe huye lamp post,.
flop show ki host,.
I MISS U MOST

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SORRYfor disturbance. continue your work
-uff ye sardi

Delhi Ki Shardi.
M.P Ki Garmi.
Mumbai Ki Baris.
Patna Ka Corruption.
Ksmir Ka Terorsm.
Afrca K Sap.
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India K.
Aap?.
Baap re Baap

dil hai to dhadkan hai, dhadkan hein to jan hai, jan hai to pyar hai, so pyar kar ne k liye phone kare

Diya hai uparwale ne mobile,.
yaar itni to kadar kiya karo..
Beshak na karo koi call,.
Par har roz do-char sms to kiya karo

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

Santa:.
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha.
Dost:Ye Kia Kar Rahe Ho?.
Santa:Doctor Ne Muje Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kiya hai

Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu

Plz

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Mafi maang lo?.

Me bht rhm dil hun..

Bhulse Agar
Bhul Hogayi,to
Bhul Samazkar
Bhul jana Magar
BhulNa Sirf
Bhulko
Bhulse Hme Mat
Bhul Jana

Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,

SMS zara naya kia karo

Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo

Hum SMS k KING hy

Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo

Rab Apko
ShakTi
ruPYa
bANgLa
stYlE
sMilE
cAR
pyAR
de
O r Kya Dekh Rhe Ko Kuch Reh Gya Kya

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






What?








Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...

bhoot ka beta apni ma se bola ma me itna darvana hu. ma boli , beta jyada ghamnad achha nahi, abhi tune msg padne vale ko nahi dekha.

JO BAAT KEH NAHI SAKTE USE MEIN FARZ KARTE HUN
CHALO MEIN FARZ KARTE HUN MUJHE TUM SE MUHABBAT HAI

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??

Ajnabi bastiyon k safar pay ja rahay ho


To yaad rakhna


Jahaa'n bhi raho



Kachi pakki barsaaton may


Dil ka khayaal rakhna

DON nay ab jurm ki duniya chor de ha..
Ab 1 MADRASSA banaya ha

so plz



Balance k surat mein DON ko chanda day kr aakhrat sawarain
Ap ka khadim
HAJI DON

kya app kanjoosi aur Advertisement kee height ko milla saktey hein?

Naheen! hmmmmm

Meinein millaya hai!

Kaisay?

Mein apney saare SMS iss site per beijhta hoon

Arz kiya hai..

Aey asman k chand taron (wah wah)

aye asman k chand taron (wah Wah)

zara is sms parhne wale ko laat to maro
ab bolo wah wah

Pyar bhara ULLU message
You Are “UltiMate”
You Are “Loveable”
You Are “Lovely”
You Are “Unique”..
In Short You Are Ullu…

Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi use pasand karte ho,
Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,
Jab bhi tum uski gali main jaate ho,
To woh BHONK-BHONK kar apna Pyaar jatati hai

Santa : ajj kal tu ki kar raha hai. Banta : pgdca. Santa : oh ki hunda hai. Banta: papa g de cash te aish.

Merey Marney Ki Ik Waja Tu Ho Ghee,
Merey Marney Ki Ik Waja Tu Ho Ghee,
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Chal Tu Mar Ja Ta K Waja Hee Khatam Ho Jaye . . . . . . .

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