Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 90

Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, Im here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ???

Ni
Sa
Sa
Sa
Re
Re
Saaa
Reee
Dha
Maa
Pa
Dha,maa, pa
Dhaaa.
Nii.
Sa.
Re,ga,ma
Re,pa
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Bas karo Mere Indian Idol
Ab So Ja

Wife:Me tumhari yado me 15 din me hi adi ho gayi

muje lene kab a rhe ho?

Hsbnd:15 din or ruk jao

Asman Me Dekh Iswar Ka Khubsurat $ama

Dharti Pe Dekh
Iswar Ka Khubsurat Karisma

Ab,Aaine Me Dekh
Iswar Ka $abse Bada NAMUNA

Gum Vo Cheez Hai,

Gum Vo Cheez Hai,

Gum Vo Cheez Hai,

Jo Kagaz Chipkane Ke
Kaam Aata He!

Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

Pathan: Pata nahi,

Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?

Pathan: YATEEM

class ke har ladki ek phool ke tarah hai,
usse chahna ek bhool hai,
jo inki soch mein gul hai,
samjho uske fail hone ke chances full hai.

Parindon ko nahin di jaati
TAALIM UDAAN KI...
Wo khud hi jaan lete hain
UNCHAAI AASMAN KI...
Believe in urself & act like dis

Santa : - Roz subah 50 Ladkiya mera intezaar karti hai.
Banta : - are waah, woh kaise ?
Santa : - Mai Girls College Bus ka Driver hoon…..

Hamare ammi abba humse
itni mohabbat karte the ke hume sulane
ke lie sari raat jagte the,
aur hm fir b nhi sote the..
WAZEER:Tbhi ap iklote reh gaye..

Samandar k kinaare baithe hain,
Kabhi to leher aayegi.
Kismat badle na badle,
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Atleast, CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI... :-D

Abhi To Dosti Suru Hui He
Waqt Ane Pe Dosti Ka Farz B Nibhayenge

Dil Pe Patthar Rkhkr 1 Din

Hum Khud Tumko..

Mental Hospital Chod Ayenge.....

how 2 impress ur kaamwali bai?
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.tum isme bhi interested ho...?

kuch to apna standard rakho yaar....!

hazaron ladkian aati hai hazaron hi jati hai, hazaron hi hasati hai hazaron hi rulati hai
lekin my dear
saath wahi nibhati hai jo ~doli ~me baithkar aati hai

Xcuse Me..
Hi how are you,
What is your Mobile No.?
I Wanna Re-Check
Bcoz I Feel there is Some Error
kyun Ki
sMs Jata To Hai
Par Aata Nai Hai.

Santa's dad died n he was crying after 2min he cried louder.
so his frnd asked Y R U crying louder

Santa: Meri bahen ka bhi baap mar gaya.

What Is Difference Between DD & CHEQUE

DD : Is Like WIFE Which Is Being Trusted
But

CHEQUE: Is Like GF Which Can Bonce Anytime

Chunnu Munnu Zid Kar Rahe Hai
Ki Monkey Dekhna Hai
So Tumhare Ghar Ka Address Diya Hai
2-3 Jump Mar K Dikha Dena
Bacche Khush Ho Jayenge

Ek ladke ki shaadi thi.
Larki walon ne pocha monda ki karda a.
Dasya lakri da kam.
Bad wich pata lagya monda maswak wechda si.

Gulab aise todo ki kahi kaanta na lag jaaye,
Dosti aise nibhao ki Dil na toot jaaye,
Pyaar aise karo ki kabhi Nanha munna na aa jaye.

Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor hai...hi!hi!hi!....

Humari dosti tab khatam hogi jb gunga ek
bahre ko phone karke ye batayega k ek andhe ne
dekha ki ek langra bhag raha tha ganje k piche baal
katne k liye

Sweetest proposal
1 boy & 1 girl of LKG claas
Boy: ka tu mugse shadi kalegi ?
Girl: nahi
Boy: Kalle na
Girl: nahi main nahi kalungi
Boy: kalle na behan plz..

Mai Tumare Gum Me.
Pita
Gaya

Pita Gaya

Pita
Gaya

Pita Gaya

Pita
Gaya

Pita Gaya

Pita
Gaya

Kya
Kare

BaDa
ThumsUp

Khatam
Hi NaHi HoTa.

Zindgi shuru hoti hai rishto se,
Rishte shuru hote hain Pyar se,
Pyar shuru hota hai apno se,

Aur apne..

APNE shuru hoti hai DHARMENDER, SUNNY aur BOBBY se..

DIL CHEEZ KYA HAI TUM KYA JANOGE PYAR KYA HAI TUM KYA JANOGE MALODY KHOGE TO KHUD JAN JAOGE.