Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 91

ped par chad sakte ho
seena cheer kar dikha sakte ho
sanjivni buti la sakte ho
bachu bandar ki sakal hone se koi hanuman nahi ban sakta

Movies should be banned for chlidren because:


Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?


Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend

Doctor: sorry Major sab
Ap ke MAA ko hm nhe bcha skte
Wo ab last stage pe hy
.
Major Rohail: koe baat nhe
Mere MAA DANCER hai wo hr
STAGE pr perform kr sakti hai

Santa aur Jhandu balm
mein kya antar hai?

Ek sardar hai...

Aur dusri. . .

Asardar hai.....

When I was sad
U were there,
When I was crying
U were there,
When I was unhappy
U were there,
Now I have understood ke beta saare fashad ki jarr tum hi ho.

ALIBABA 40 Chor The
Ab
Alibaba 20ChorHo Gye
Pucho Q?
QKi
Mandi Ka Time Chal Raa he
20 chor Ko Nikal Diya

Drunken Santa points towards sky and asks drunken Banta; Is it sun or moon?
Banta: I can't say what it is, because I am also new in the town.

Ap
Imandar
Snskari
Sundar
Sushil
Smajdar
Khubsurat
Dimagwale
ho

Pata Karo Ye Afwah Kaun Faila rha he

Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it. Banta: Is this dog faithful? Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, every time it returned

santa translation:

1. me aam admi nahi hu - i am not a mango man

2.muje bhi English ati he - English comes to me also

3. DO AUR DO CHAR - give and give four

Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he
jab
Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa
Beti ki nahi HOti?


Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he

“Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA”

Suna hai kal GABBAR ne aap ki kanpatti pe banduk rakh kar bola mujhe maarna hai jaan do ya gand do?

Mujhe khusi hai ki aap zinda hai.

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
“DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?”
tabhi wife zorse chillayi’
CHAKKAAAA!!!

Hum wo rang hai jise aap apni zindagi se kabhi nahi chuda paoge
bus ek guzarish hai aapse ki SURF EXCEL se mat dhona warna dhoondte reh jaoge....

ladkewale: humko ladki pasand hai. shaadi kab karni hai?

ldkiwale: abi to ladki pad rahi hai

ldkewale: humara ladka kaun sa bander hai jo kitab phad dega

apke hath me mobile hai
chera par smile hai
sms ki achi khasi file hai
phir sms kyon nahi karte
ye kon se stupid style hai.

Dil aaj phir udas hai,
jane kiski talash hai,
bas aapse hi aas hai...
Aap apni girl friend se meri baat kara do....
Suna hai kambakht badi jhakaas hai.

NAMASKAR YE ATMA SURAKSHA SEVA HAI HUM
SOTI HUI ATMA KO JAGANE WALE KE PICHE KUTE CHOD DETE HAI
SAWDHAN RAHE

Ek sardar roz subah ped ki dali pe chad ke baith jata tha.pucho kyun?bechara MBA karke pagal ho gaya tha,apne aap ko Brnch Manager samjhta tha.

Shaadi ke mandap mein ladka ladki se bola -mera 10 ladkio ke sath affair raha hai.

Ladki-mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to character bhi to match karega hi

Kehte Hain...


waqt se pahle aur kismat se

jada kisi ko kuch milta nahi.


Afsos! Unke paas waqt nahi,
Hamare paas kismat nahi. . .

HINDU 2 wife- Priye suroday ho gaya jago.
Muslim-Begum chaand dhal gaya jago,
Christ-Darling its dawn wake up,
Srdr g-Oye soniye,tatti satti nahi jana kya??

KUTTA CHADA PED PE.


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Par tumhe TENSION lene ki zarurat nahi hai

Teri dosti me diwane ho gaye
Tujhe apna bnate bnate begane ho gaye,

Pukar ke 1 bar pyar se a mere dost


Kyunki.


KAUVE ke awaz sune zamane ho gaye

Log kehte hain ki 40,000 ka royal paint lagaya to ghar rangeen dikhta hai

PAGAL he saale

Are 400 ki ROYALTAG piyo,
Sara shehar rangeen dikhega...cheer

AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy

oh my dost/ i am just free

hum bhi apke liye taj bnayenge..........
hum bhi apke liye taj bnayenge,
ekcup khud piyenge ek cup apko pilayenge

Hair oil ki ad hair dikhate hain,
Skin cream ki ad mein Skin,
Toothpaste me Teeth,
Footwears me Feet, p
ar WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago

Wat will u call Mr. Bean when he is sleeping
guess?????
guess abhe soch yaar
kya yaar abhi tak nahi socha
U will call him Soya-Bean