Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 92

Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai laken dil ghabrata hai kyon k balance jata hai
laken asal maza to tab ata hai, jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab ata hai

rathbhar sms kiya to rat kat gai

rathbhar sms kiya to rat kat gai

Subhah Ballance dekh to wat lag gai

Quaid-e-Azam k 3 farmaan
1. Awam ki taraqqi ki bunyad SMS pe rakhi jati hai
2. Call karo is se mohabbat berhti hai
3. Jis ne miss call di wo hum main se nahi

Mai or woh

Oooooo....
Hum dono akele

Oooooo...
Raat ka wqt

Ohho....
Barish shru

Ohhhoooo...
Dono Bheegy huay

Wah g

Kampte huay badan
Oooooo...

Wo pas aya

Ohh God
Dil ghabraya

Haaye...
Sansain tez

Oooh
Ohh plz kuch kar na day

Aur paas aya

Haaye pihr kiya


Us ne mu khola aur..

Aur

Aur



Aur
Bola wo wo
Ha ha ha ha...

Danto ko Sahe Salamat rakhne k 3 Upay

1-Choklet mat khana

2-Brush ros karna

3-Muzse panga na lena

Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...

Apne Mobile ko kiss kro, ADRAK ka taste ayega!

kar k dekho!

Nhi aya!


Fir kro, Is baar jarur ayega!


Chhod Yaar!

Bander kya jaane adrak ka swad. .

1 bar hichki aaye to samajhna Im remembeing u

2 bar aae to I want to meet u

3 bar aae to I miss u



aur agar fir se aaye to plz pani pi lena........

Waah Prabhu !
Kya teri Leela..!
Chuha Billi se darta he, Billi Kutte se, Kutta Aadmi se, Aadmi Biwi se aur Biwi chuhe se!
Jay ho prabhu

Ek Baat Bolu



Naraz Mat Hona




Bol Du





Soch Lo









Mai







Tumhe






Pyaar










Se Keh Raha Hu SMS KarDo
Nahi To
mai tmse katti kr dunga..:-@:-@

Kya Aapke paas girl Friend nhi hai.?
Pados Me Koi ladki Line nhi deti..?
Life me Thrill nhi hai..?
Paise nhi hai..?
To Plz Log on to



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uska mobile toot jaye,sim ka balance chala jaye mobile pani me gir jaye har call par isd call rate lage jo mujhe massege na kare

faltoo ke log, faltu duniya...duniya faltu, faltu tum, aur hum tumare pyar me gum

dur se dekha to
maduri baal bana rahi thi
pass aakar dekha to





vohi thi

Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai


Malkan: Oh Ye Tum Ne Kiya Kr Diya
. Munne Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai.

Aaj koi aap ki taarif kare....aapko smart kahe...to use jhootha mat samajhna ......aaaj tarikh badal chuki hai...

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,
kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,
kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili………………
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

1 kudi akeli jarahi thi,

1 Munda samane se araha ta,

2no bilkul pas agaye,

Munda side hogaya,kudi chali gayi
MORAL-Harkoi teri tarah kamina nai hota

Rab kare apko sab kuch mile
Shakti
Bhakti
rupya
Bangala
Style
Smile
Popularity
Car
Pyar

Or kya Dekh rahe ho kuch Reh Gya
LALCHI

Purana LOHA becho.


TEEN dabba becho.

Sukhi ROTI becho

Plastic ki JUTIYAN becho.

Raddi AKHBAR becho.

Un PAISO se
BALANCE dalva k SMS to beho.

"Mujhe Dhundo"




"Kya hua thak gaye"



"To phir Dhundo"




"AB REHNE DO"




""HUM DILON MEIN REHTE HAIN MOBILE ME NAHI""

Pakistan mein 1 ghar me twins babies paida hue to saas boli, Lo batao Hamare Pakistan k halaat dekh ker ab bachhe bhi Akele aate hue darte hai

Nepali anthem!
shuno gorse duniya walo,Chahe kitne mahel bnalo,uske age park bnalo,
uske age gate laga lo.
uske age honge hum NEPALI
OSHAABJI

Bhulke hame yad kiya karo, Pyar nahi tho shikayat kiya karo, Gair na samjho hamko,
Call nahi tho sahi miss call kiya karo.....

jap aap sms nahi karte itna gusssa aata hai dil to karta hai chappll utar kar


















jute pehan lu aur aapse milne aa jau

Year 2005 SMS Rs. 1.oo
Year 2006 SMS Rs. .50ps
Year 2007 SMS Rs. .30ps
Year 2008 SMS Rs. .10ps
Ab Tujhe SMS Karne k liye Mujhe kya Loan dena padenga

kisi ko pareshsn karne k '7' tarike ----->





















ye pehla hai'
'6' phir kabhi bata donga

Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna k her sms bhejne se pehle service center walay call kar k poochay… aaj SMS kar rahay ho, khariyat to hai???

Whenever any beautiful girl calls u "BHAI".

Never get upset..

"BHAI" is an abbreviation of:

B-Beautiful
H-Husband
A-Amongst
I-Ideals

So
keep making SISTERS!

SMS Rates:
1995 Rs. 5
2000 Rs. 4
2002 Rs. 3
2005 Rs. 2
2006 Rs. 1
2007 Rs 0.5
2008 FREE
Ap sms kab karo gay? Jab sms karne k paisay milengay.