Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 93

Do u knw k glass tute to kiya awaz ati hai?



Dhuz?

No

Thish?


Nahi bahi

Mummy ki awa ati he!

Nalayak firse kya thoda????

Dosti me baat karo jaise FULL TALKTIME
Yaad karo jaise FREE ROAMING
Pyaar karo jaise FOR LIFETIME
Jhagda karo jaise NO COVERAGE
Aur hanso jaise TOLL FREE..

Teacher: Nisar, tum kab paida hue the?
Nisaar: Jawan janemanm haseen dilruba, mile do dil jawan, "Nisaar Ho Gaya".....

Count these stars on d screen
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Arre mamu! Subah ho gayi!
Ab din me bhi taare ginne lage?

Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai


Aankhon Me Sharafat,

Chaal Me Nazakat,

Dil Me Sachai,

Cheray Par Safai,


Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

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jackie chan ka letter hain usne mujhe bheja tha

What does ILU means?


I= I

L= Love

U=Urdu

So I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.

Ek train bohot time baad chali.

Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali.

Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.

Sardarji : Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!

Meharban
Kadradan

Dekhiye Mere SMS Ka Kamal

Ghanti Bajegi
Bandar Nachega Mobile Uthayega
SMS Padhega

Muskurayega
Ab Bandar Forward Kar K Hosiyari Dikhaiga.

Bania's Son: Papaji bahar swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..

Kanjus Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.

Subha SmS,Sham SmS,
Din men SmS,Rat men SmS,
Ghar men SmS,Office men SmS,
Jeena SmS,Marna SmS,

Aakhir kya hy SMS…….???

S = sab ko

M = Mast ho k

S = Satao….

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Banis's son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

A Gud frnd is 1 who tels u study wel.But a best frnd is 1 who stands in ur exam hall n saya- abeaur kitna likhega chal bahar aa sari ladkiyan ja rahi hai.

Sardar Journalist: Laloo Ji, hamare desh mein divorce ke cases badte hi ja rahe hain. Aapko kya sochte ho, iska main karan kya hai.

Laloo: Marriage !

Premika- main Maa Banne wali hun
Premi- kay bakvas kar rahi ho
KAHANI ME TWIST
Premika- Bakvas nahi, me tumhare bap se shadi karke tumhari maa banne wali hun.

Excellent mind,pyara sa chera,mithi awaaj,
masoom aankhe,perfect personality,khushmijaz
ye to hue meri baat or batao...Kaise ho aap??

parents hav many
options 4 us like
Poison
Sleeping Pills
Hanging by Neck
Throwing 4 Building
But they choose
EDUCATION
socha
Tarpa Tarpa Kar Maren Ge

Lets Plan For A Movie 2day

R U Free?

If Yes..


Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho,

Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga

4 saal- btech
8 ladaiyan - semester
46 dushman- exams
25 tanks-lab
138 goliyan-internal
aur sirf 1 janbaaj

i am proud to be a engineer

ANOTHER DEFINITION OF BHAIYA

B- BADA

H- HANDSOM

A- AUR

I- INTELLIGENT

Y- YAAR

A- APNA

shampen me hai shyam, bramha base beer me, desi me hanuman kis kis ka tyag karu har botal me bhagwan..

1chipkali ne gana sunaya to baki sari chipkaliya zamin pe gir gai. Puchon kaise?
Kyonki baki sabhi chipkaliyo ne uske lie taaliya bajai

Ek Zaruri Suchna
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,


Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,


SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai.

PAGGL 1- Mein is mental hospital me naya hu. Muje Pagalo k Sardar se milna hai..

PAGAL 2- Ssshh..
Chup....! Aawaz Mat karo BOSS Msg Padh Rahe Hai..........

life of a student-
wallet hai, paise nahi
lect hai, attendance nahi
mobile hai, balance nahi
frnds hai, GF nahi
exam hai, tension nahi
padna hai, par mood nahi

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Mere hath me Tera hath ho,
Tere hath me baju wale ka hath ho..or uske hath me mera hath ho,
Fir...
Fir kya??


Milake Gol-Gol rani khelenge..