Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 94

Wife:
Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
Santa:
Tum bhi to kitni
moti ho gai ho
Wife:
Mai to maa banne wali hu
Santa:
Mai b to baap banne wala hu

Hum Dushmano Ko Bahut Buri Saza Dete He

Wah Wah

Hum Dushmano Ko Bahut Buri Saza Dete He
Juta Nahi Maarte, Bus Moza Sungha Dete Hai.

sardar goes in a party with faimly.dance karte karte sardar or sardarini dono gum ho jate hai to manager bolta hai sardar ka to pta nahi lekin sardarini sms pad rhi hai

Sardi Ho Gayi He?
-Ha
Naak Bhi Band He?
-Ha
Sir Bhi Fat Raha He?
-Ha Bhai Ha
To Ye Msg Padhna Kya Zaruri Tha?
Jao, Dawa Lo Aur So jao

Ek friend dusre se- yaar ab to biwi le hi aao.
dusra friend- main bhi yahi soch raha hun par samajh nahi aata kiski le aaun.

whenever u feel like STUDYING,go in to a room,just sit down,Relax,TEAK A DEEP BREATS,and SLAP your self and say


"abey ye adat kahan se lag gai"!!!

log kehte hain...
MARD KO DARD NAHI!
main kehta hu...
DONO TAANGON K BEECH MAARO,
AGAR DARD NAHI TO MARD NAHI!

khub zamega rang

Jab mil baithenge
Teen Yaar

Aap

Mein

Aur

Hamare

Chote-Chote

Nanhe-Nanhe

Pyare-Pyare

Masoom se

Sms's

1234

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1234

1234

1234

1234

1234

1234
padte raho sari rat

Agar paani par gussa nikalna hai to kya karna chahiye
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Socho?
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Haar gaye?

Simple hai, usko garam karo aur usse nahao mat.

Whn nbdy loves u

Whn nbdy cares u

Whn nbdy thnks abt u

Whn everyone ignores u

Then

don't think much abt it
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Jaao jaakar nahalo.

Eagle jab beemar pad jata hain to use kya bolate hain??



socho socho..



illegal...
:)

kya"andaaz"hai
kya"jalwa"hai
kya"style"hai
aur kya"smile"hai
aapka"mind"to dekho
SMS to karte nahi
aur"garv"se kehte ho"MERE PAS MOBILE Hai

if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,(
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai…..

Bipasa desh ke har nagrik ko milni chahiye
Bipasa hamara adhikar he
Bipasa har gav aur har ghar me jaye yahi hamari mang he
Bi-bijali
Pa-pani
Sa-sadak.

Agar
koi
galti,
Gustaakhi,
Mistake,
Etc;
Ho
gayi
ho
toh
plz....
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Plz.
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.plz

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Maafi maang l

Garmi aa gayi he.
Sir pe geela aur thanda kapda rakhna,
Ice lagate rahna,
Dimag pe suraj ki aag na pade,
Kyuki

Bhoosa Jaldi Jalta He.

Tum din ko rat kahoge
to hum b rat kahenge
Subah ko sham kahoge
hum b sham kahenge
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Ab pagalo se behes kon kare...

Doctor: Santa, Bachhe ko paani dene se pahle boil kar lena chahiye.
Santa: Lekin Janab, Boil karne se bachha mar to nahi jayega na?

Khudi k0 kR BuLand iTna.










Khudi kO Kr bULand iTna





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Khudi kO Kr bUland iTna













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Khudi kO Kr bULand iTNA.














Tum aJeEB InsaAN Ho

Bulandi k bJaye Neechay aTay jA Rahay hO

A: U r Active
B: U r Best
C: U r Cute
D: U r Dashing
E: U r Excelant
F: U r First
G: U r Great
H: Hatt Yaar, Z Tak Kaun Jhuth Bolega?

U r so sm@rt ,
U r so be@utiful ,
U r so brill@nt ,
U r so lovly ,
U r so cute ,











Oopss!






Sry







GALAT NUMbr P SMS CHLA GYA.,.,.,.

Apki surat mere dil me aise bas gayi,
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Apki surat mere dil me aise bas gayi,
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Jaise chhote se darwaje me bhains fas gayi..

Man: Santa Aapke Pass Cell Hai To Fir Aapne LETTER Q. Bheja?
Santa:Maine Tuje Phone Kiya Tha Par Ander Se Kaha

PLZ TRY LETTER,

To Bhej Diya

Wo Konsi 1 Baat he Jo Saalo Pahle bhi Students Kahte The, Aaj Bhi Kahte He Aur Qayamat Tak Kahenge?
Ans- Bas Yar Kal Se Padhai Start Karege

Santa- Muje Phone Par Dhamkiya Mil Rahi He!

Police- Kaun He Wo...

Santa- Vodafone Wale, Bolte He Bill Na Bhara To Kaat Denge

Man- Tu meri beti ko kabse pyar karta he?
Boy- 4 mahine se.
Man- Main kese Yakin Karu?
Boy- Aur 5 mahine Rukiye, Yakin Apne Aap Ho Jayega

Aye mere sms
mere dost ke paas jana
wo so raha ho to shor na machana,
jab wo jage to dheere se muskurana
aur kehna kanjoooooooooos miss call to do

AGE 0F DRINKS
1 To 3: Milk
3 To 8: Cerelac
9 To 13: Complan
14 To 25: Beer
26 To 50: Whisky
51 To 60: Tonic
AFTER 60 AnyTime GANGAJAL

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.