Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 95

Ismey koi shak nahi ke U r Sweet,U r caring,
U r Intelligent,
U r Attractive,
U r smart,
U r Reliable,
Thoda aur Improve Karo to
Mere Jaise Ban sakte Ho

Ab wo chhuri (knife) le kr mere peche lag gai hai
FARAZ.


jb se main ne kaha hai
"DIL CHEER K DEKH TERA HI NAAM HO GA"

Santa Ki Ma MarGayi:- 1 Admi bola:Ma Mujhe bhi le jati, 2 ra bola: Ma hame bhi le jati.
Santa Bola: O chup ho jao, Ma kya TATA SUMO Leke Gayi hai kya.....!

kecharr main laat marne se apne hi kapday ganday hotay hay PaPpU,






ye baat sunn kar oss genius ne kapday otar kar apni laat kecharr me de mari...!!

Likhe Jo KHAT Tuje
Wo Teri YAAD Me
Saare k Saare wo
PAPA ne padh Liye
Sawera jab hua
to JUTE Pad Gaye
wo FASHION wale Baal
Hawa me ud Gaye..

BARSON SE JO BUJHATA RAHA MERI PIYASS MUFT MAIN"PAPPU"

AAJ US NE HUMAIN KEH DIYA...



2 RUPAY GLASS..


2 RUPAY GLASS...

itna wadaKarna
roz subah ap mujheJagana
meri gali me ana
thodaHasna
thodaSharmana
thoda ghabrana
aur pyarse chilana
KACHREWALA aya kachra do

Jara tashvir se nikal ke samne aa.
are baba vapis ghus ja hume pata nahi tha tum itni badsurat ho.
kham kha tasvir ko dekhkar imosnail ho gae.

U think of Me & I think of U.
wen we both think of each othr,
do u know wat does it means?
it means
hum dono ko koi kamdhanda nahi hai

Q-What's cube of 13?
A-It's SUROOR coz TERA*TERA*TERA*= SUROOR!!!

what is 1+1=?





kuch to saram karo iska javab bi
sms me dhund raha hai.
kabhi school nahi gaye kya.

dont keep me in ur heart
but
always keep me in ur brain
bcoz
rehne ki jagah jitni khali
aur khuli ho
rehne me utna hi maza aata hai.

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

hamri dosti etni najidiki ho ta ki, kam kare apa aur salary hamari ho.

Hi jaan___
Kya haal he
jaan___
Kaha ho jaan___
Kab miloge
jaan___
Missing u
jaan___

Zyada khush mat ho
Har blank me "war" lagado
smart boy.

Ek Waqt Tha Apke SMS Aise Aate Thay,Jaise Kisi Ne Apki Khopri Pe Pistol Rakhi Ho
Or Aapse SMS Krwa Raha Ho
Mgr Aab
Lagta He Goli Maar Di

inbox
ki
gawahi
ore
bayano
ko
madde nazar
rakhte
hue
IPC
ki
dhara-00
k
tahat
msg
reader
ko
sMs
na
bhajne
k
jurm
me
KANJUS
karar
diya
jata
hai.

Na Tere KaaM Ka

Na MerE KaaM Ka

Na DuniyA K KaaM Ka

Na Kisi Aur Ke KaaM Ka

Uss Ne DIL Diya MujhE
.
.
.
.
10 Gram Ka..!

Don ko yaad karneka,
Don ko phone karneka,
Don ko sms b karneka,
Nahi to kyA....?
Deva re deva darneka nahi re baba Don aapko khud sms karega...

Lar kiyo K Lafrey Me Mat Paro,
Khali Larkiya
Bachti Hai
Baki Sab Mar Jate hai

Who r u?

Why do u msg me?

Who d hell gave u my number?

Never msg me again!!!!


Apun khabhi aisa bola kya?
nahi na...
To bindas msg karneka...

2009 mein release hone wali superhit films
1.Xam ka khauf
2.Tadapta student
3.Shaitani kitab
4.Sadma result ka
5.Neend ki maut
6.kash hum pade hote

Go down to c my heart..





















Dekha?
Kitna saaf hai mera
DIL?
Boleto 1dum Aapke Dimag ki Tarah...

Agar ghar pe ho to jaldi se AAJ TAK ya STAR NEWS lagao Katrina mar gai....









MUJH PAR...:)

Mai To Apne Mehboob Se
Kuch Na Keh Saka pAppu...



Magar
Tum Zong Le Lo,
Or Sab Keh Do... ;->

Sabse Pyare?
AAP HO
Sabse Smart?
AAP HO
Sabse Sweet?
AAP HO
Sabse Mast?
AAP HO
Zyada uchhlo mat
Ye MSG muje aya tha
APKO sirf Dikhana tha

Tum jo dil main sama gaye ho m're

Paida jeene k ho gaye ''AAS''

Jab say MAA ko dekha hai thumari

Mujh ko lagney lagi hai apni ''SAAS''.

chandu ke chaacha ne chandu ke chachi ko chandni raat mein, chandni chawk par, chandi ke chammach se chatni chakhai

Shadi k Baad Aashiqi Bikhri He Is Qader


Chota Sa Ik Flat Tha Buchon Se Bhr Gaya ....*

Kya aapki twacha Dhool-mitti se affect ho rahi hai??



to har roj subah lagaiye
"Asian Paint" ka "apex-ultima",jo dhul-mitti ko tikne na de