Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 96

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AAJ AAPKO DEKH KAR KHAYAL AAYA
AAJ AAPKO DEKH KAR KHAYAL AAYA

KI BHAGWAN NE JAANE KYUN





BANDAR BANAYA

Kya Re ??? .. Shiyane Tukur Tukur kya Dekh Raha/i Hai ????……… Koi Aur
Kaam Nahi Hai Kiya…..
Chal Kaam Kar……Mail Khatam Ho gai.;)

KHUSH TO BAHUT HOGE KI HAMARA MESSAGE AA GAYA
AB KISI KO FORWARD KAROGE



BUT AB KYA KAROGE JAB




HUMNIE KUCH LIKHA HI NAHI

bachpan di gali te gawand nahi bhulde,
khelde si kali jota oh thaan nahi bhulde,
asi apni khushiyan nu tere te varde rahe,
muthi vich si jota, kali keh ke h

Do u kNoW Wo kOuN SA cITy HE JahA HUm nI Rah sKtE.?

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SiMpLe jaN|x:-D


ELeCTrICcItY;->

A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z..

Dekha !!!

I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

"Tere Naam"
Salu bHai Ganja Hua,


"GHAJINI"
Amir khAn gAnja Hua.


SocH Raha ho0n,
ApUn saALa Bhi Tind Krwa Le,


Aj Kal Anti Shabo kI Beti Line De rAhI HaI.

Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej

Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga.
Teri Doli Jo Uthi ..
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To Koi Bat Nahi Dosri Phansa Longa.

hi mera nam he jigs
to muje aap kya kahoge ?
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mera nam jigs hi he

hi jindagi me sub kuch karo jo na karna ho,
jindgi me sub kuch karo jo na karna ho,
magar itna jaroor karna ki nam hamara ho .

Kash aap bakri hote, Hum aapko ghass khilate aur pyar se apke kaan hilate aur puchate, Pagal kaun? Tum ya Main? Aur tum pyar se bolte "Main Main"

Suna hai tum bahut intelligents ho ? To batao bache kaise hote hai ?

Batao ?

Sarmao mat batao na
are itna b nahi pata bachey bahut sehtan hote hai

Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa. Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main... phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

Ek Baat kAhu BurA tO nAhi mAnNge?
Mujhe
Aap
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P..
Py..
Pya..
Pyaa..
Pyaa z, Aalu MangwAne thE La dOge aaj sabji wala nhi aya

agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGE
hain

Msg 1 Masti he.
Ye call se sasti he.
Nind ko Udati he.
Khoon ko Jalati he.
Dimag ko pakati he.
per.
Apko Humari.
Yad Dilati Hai

Ek Baat Bolu

Naraj mat hona

bol du

soch lo



bol du ya

rehne du



kya kru


kaise kahu apko......





U R SO SWEET.............

Tumhe kya pata k gum kya hai tumhe kya pata gum kise kehte hain tum kya jano gum kya chiz hai kyonki tumne to hamesha thuuk se hi envelop chipkaya hai.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
To You



Shocked ?



Actully Aaj Ke Din

James Hawk

Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha

To Maine Socha Hai Chalo DHAKKAN Ko Wish kare

uttho! ye koi sone ka waqt hai.,jab dekho sote rehte ho.,saari umar so so ke bitani hai kya?, ab mujhe reply mat karna., im sleeping.**

Bhagwan ne jamin banai aasman banaya nadinya banai parvat banaye ushne apko b banaya khai galtiya to bhagwan se b hoti hai

DHANIA RS 3 MIRCHI RS 4 AALOO RS 5 TEENDA RS 6 TOMATO RS 10 PALAK RS 15 YAH SUB TO MENGHA HAI PAR SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN NAHIN ????

Subah utho closeup karo - nahao phir mera photo laga ke uske samne dono haath jod ke zor se gao "tujhe bhool jana jana mumkin nahi tu yaad na aaye aisa koi din nahi..."

Happy Pagal Day!,,
Ye Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Apki Nazar Mein Dunya ka Sab Se Bada Pagal ho,
Mene To bhej diya he,
Ab muje send kar ke Paglon wali harkat mat karna

Once a dakoo tied mangalsutra to his gun, n thn suddenly every1 statred worshiping him......Y ?? think think.......Bcoz he became 'GUNPATI' now :)

SO RAHE HO.
(name)

BHUL GAYE?


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CHALO UTHO?






SUSU KAR KE SONA.
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SHaBAAS !

AB... SO JAO
G.N.

AAP AAYE BAHAR AAYI , AAP AAYE BAHAR AAYI,
AAP GAYE BAHAR FIR BHI AAYI

Walk on u r own path, luv in ur own ways. Talk in your own words, Do wat ur heart says & Then 1day world will say. "Chutiya Hai kisi ki nahi Sunta"