Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 97

What is the diff. between (1)Problem(2)Talent(3)Kismat.

2 Boys love 1 Girl(Problem)

1 Boys love 2 Girls(Talent)

2 Girls love 1 Boy (Kismat)

Kiski ???????

Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.

So plz sab pyar karne walon se request hay k,

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“DOOB
kar mar jaaye:-D

socho agar sms receive karne ke paise lagte to kya hota,
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socho
tum jaise kanjus log to mere murder ki supari de chuke hote

Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai
Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai
Maro Mobile vibration pe howe hai

Tum LOVELY ho-94%
Tum SMART ho-95%
Tum SWEET ho-96%
Tum BEAUTIFUL ho-97%
Tum PYARE ho-98%
Tum ATRACTIVE ho-99% ...
Orrrrrrr !!! Main Fekne me expert hu 100%.

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

agar tum inkar karoge to hum tumhe nahi satayege tumhe chod ke teri bahen ko patayege

2 pigs eating potty
pig1- yaar hum duniya ki potty khate hai koi hamari potty bhi to khata hoga.
Pig 2 : saale khane ke waqt to dhang ki baat kar.

Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hai to wife ki karo,khayal rakna hai to wife ka rakho,pyar karna hai to wife se karo,


magar kis ki wife sala ye bapu ne nahi bataya

One thing I like abt"U"
is........


ki ap har kaam "dil" laga ke karte ho.



kyoki dimaag ka to option hi nahi hai

Kya aap pareshan hain ya aapke kaam poore nahi ho rahe, Dial 090,26,18,98,60 aur Om Jai Alexander maha mantra ka jaap karein aur apni problems doorkarein.
Jai Bheem

count how many
star in this sms?

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amazing !!!
pehli bar CHAND ko
sitare ginta dekah.

Wo Kaun Si Ek Baat He
Jo Salo Pehle B Student Kahte The
Aaj B Kahte He Aur Qayamat Tak Kahenge?
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BAS YAR KAL SE PADHAI START KARENGE

1 Day boy was sitting wid a Girl.
2nd Day wid another Girl.
3rd Day wid a different Girl

Moral:Girls change but Boys never change.

Bapu bole agar koi msg na kare,to tension mat lo use Sms karte raho,bole to full vinamtra k sath.ek din uska hirday parivartan hoga.phir wo msg nhi cal b karega....
Kuch toh sharam karo?

Tip Of Da Day"

3 Muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain

Or




Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye
Na mujhe kisi dard ki talash he
Mere phone ko jo apna samajhkar recharge kare
Mujhe to us DOST ki talash heY . . .

ek pagal dusra pagal se light chali gayi
dusra pagal-to fan chala do
1st pagal-pagal ho gaya hai mombati buj jai gi

ques;sau me se doso gae to kitne bache??
ans: 98...
are sau me se do soo gae to 98 hi to jage huae hain.

Bhool kar bhi kisi ko na rulana,

Zindgi me sabko hansana

Dushman ko bhi gale lagana

Phir bhi koi gam de to mujhe batana
"THOK DENGE SAALE KO"

what is the moral behind gajni?
yehi ki ganja bi maang nikal sakta hai.

(:((((--( ye machli hamari dosti ki nishani hai, ise sambhal ke rakhna, ye kahin mar na jaaye isliye cell ko pani mein daal kar rakhna__

YE H AAM ZINDGI: college me 4 saal ho gye 1 b ldki nahi pati.life jhand h. YE H MINTO-FRESH JINDGI: College me 4 saal ho gye koi b ladki mujhe nahi pata saki.

What is th opp of KAMLA..?
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ZYADA-la

tum unhin haste raho

tum unhin haste raho

tum unhin haste raho

tum unhin haste raho


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main kya kru

log tumhe

pagal kahenge

Q:Why d 4th lion of
Ashoka Pillar alwys
invisible?

Think

Don't give silly ans






Simple!

Ans: It doesn't like
publicity

sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai

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ye gadha aapka hai?
agar nahi toh,
aage bhejte raho
jiska hoga wo rakh lega.

Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..

sweet kavita,"eat with butter cut with cutter,
when u forget me, u will definetly fall in gutter,
and i will come 2 shut the shutter...!!!