Gareebi kya hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? jab ladki 2 rupaye main kiss dene k liye tayair ho . . . . . . . . . . or . . . . . . . . . aapke pass sirf 1 rupaye he ho
Aapki 5 khubian... 1.________ 2.________ 3.________ 4.________ 5.________ Agar zindagi may koi acha kaam kia hota to yeh jaga khali na hoti
awaz me mithas hai surat v khas hai khuda ne bas thoda sa screw dhila chhod diya warna item v tu jhakash hai
Intazar Aik Taveel Intazar.. Na Raat Ka, Na Din Ka, Na Subah Ka, Na Sham Ka, Na Sepeher Ka, Na Dopeher Ka, Na Iss Ka, Na Uss Ka, Intazar Hai To Sirf Aur Sirf.. “LIGHT” Ka . . .
na hoga kanjus tumsa zamane me, umar guzar gai tumko samjhane me, kabhi 1 sms hi karde o zalim kanjus...lage rehte ho 1 paisa bachane me..
Life Was Lonely, No One Was There, I Had No Good Friend, And When U Came Into My Life, I Realised That… : : : “Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”.. ;-)
Are o pimpal k bed k sukhe huwe patte me chupe huwe bhoot k panje ki anguli k tute nakhun se bahte huwe khun k bimar bicteria. Tu kaisa hai...
Jis pal Khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, Hajaaro sal dekha hoga, Lakho saal nihara hoga, Aur fir 1 bar jarur socha hoga...Arre YE HAI KYA.
Niche tumhare liye 'dosti ka gift' He ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! dande hai,sir pr pdnge na tb akal thikane aayegi..dosti me b "GIFT" chaiye inhe
Full form of BOYS: B: Badmashiyon me sabse aage O: Owl ki tarh raat me jaage Y:Yaariya nibhate jaan laga ke S:Shareef sirf maa baap ke aage
Aap Ne Mujh Ko Dekha Phir Aap Mere Peeche Aaye Aate Gaye Phir Phir Phir Phir Kya Mujhe Athanni Deni Hi Pari
Ladka bola ladki sai :- I fall in love, i want to marry with u. Ladki boli :- sprite ka add dekha hai kya
Tumha pata hai Sharuk Khan ke ghar ka fan slow hai guess..........Guess Kaise.,Q ke usko HAULE HAULE SE HAWA HAGTI HAI..
Ladka:- Khuda kare haseeno ke baap mar jaaye or bahana maut ka ho to hum unke ghar jaaye, Ladki:- are Ishq aisa mat bol kya pata kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.
ladki: Duniye me sabse acha kon lagta he ? ladka: tum janu ladki:Duniye sambse bura kon lagta he ? ladka:tumara baap
EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
HAM HAR PAL TERE SAATH RAHE DIN RAAT BASH EK BAAT KAHE KI NAHA TO LO
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz Hi 20Gadho Ko Sms Karo 10Padte Hi 5Ko Smjh Me Aata Hi 4To Kanjus Hote Hi 1Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hi Jo Rply Karta Hi
Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero socha”DIL TOU PAGAL HAI” phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai ! ! ! ! Wo konsa “Normal” hai.
Y r u not msging me? Kya hua balance nahi he kya? Ok recharge card number bhej raha hoon llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll yaha blade se scratch karo!Haha
What will Himesh say to magnify a picure..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->
Win! Ab Rs50 k recharge pe Rs50000 ka talktime, 100saal ki validity, Call 0.01paise/min., 10000000SMS free, For details, contact www.ja apna tower
Teacher:zinda rehnay k lia kia chiz zaroori ha? Student: zinda rehnay k liye teri kasam.. Aik mulakaat zaroori ha sanam!!
What is 143? I Love You No I wish you No I miss you No I hate you No 143 means ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE Naam Duba Diya School ka
Dekho mousam kitna suhana hai...? Thandi hawa ka bhi zamana hai..? Ek-Do..? SMS..? Toh...? kardo..? kya balance sasural lekar jana hai.
U'll kill me for dis pj ek dukhi aadmi ko kya khilana chahiye? ? ? ? ? Ek sukhi bhel
Akele ja rhe the jivan k in kathin raston par pareshan dukhi, . . . . . . . . . Phir ek mod par aap jaisa dost mila Aur Aur . . . . . . . . . . . Baki ki zindagi bhi satya nash.
subah jaldi uthna , naha dhoke fresh hona, acchi tarah se nashta karlena our fir mere ghar k nichi akar aavaz lagana.. KABADI PAPPER VAALEYEAA...
Santa was walking through the forest n he saw snake hanging on the tree. Santa: Sirf latakne se height ni badti, mummy ko kaho complain pilayen.
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