Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 99

Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui?
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Jaanne ke liye dekhiye CID kal raat 10 baje.

Subha...Uth kar 2 kaam kiya karo.
1. Pooja kiya karo...
Taki tum kushi se jee sako.
2. Nahaa liya karo.
Taki dusre kushi se jee sake...

Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho.

Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don..
Kabhi miss call na kar paon.
to samajh lena k.
KING OF SMS.
Araam farma rahay hain.

Suwar ke bachhe!
Ullu ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille!
Gadhe ki aulaad!
Bhains ke bachhde!
Bakri ke memne…
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Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina.

Sardar ko ek blank msg aaya, phir usne mobile ko phone karke bola, tum ko malum hai tumhara mobile ka ink khatam hogaya

Lips jab lips se
milte hai to kya
hota hai?











Hamesha galat
mat socha karo


Muh band ho jata
hai aur kya?

Jb bhe kisi larki ko parpose krogy in 5 answers me se koi ek milega

1-No
2-Im sory
3-R u mad
4-v r friends
5- Lekin me to".ASAD." se Pyar karti hoon:)

Height of
super bindas:

Finishing the exam paper &cuming out of the examination hall & then asking a frnd.

Kaunsa subject tha yaar....

ghandhi ji aur mallika me samanta ? dono ne kapde tyag diye...
ek ne desh ke liye....

doosri ne deshvasiyo ke liye.

Goli se ab darr nahi lagta hai FARAZ...
Shart yeh hai k woh disprine ki ho..

door say dekha,unday obal rahay thay...

nazdeek jaa k dekha,gunjay ochal rahay thay...

My frend asked-"Luv kab hota hai"?

I replied- "Jab time kharab ho, Aap pe shani bhari ho, Bhagwan maza lene ke mood mein ho, tab luv hota hai."

Agar tum mil jao jamana chood denge hum…
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But 4 god shake don’t met me I don’t want to die .

tum door sahe, majboor sahe,
par yaad tumhare aati hai,
tum saans bha par lete ho or Badboo yaha tak aati hai...

Bary Zalim Hain es Sheher K Log

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Sim Badal k kehtay hain batao hum kon hain?

hawa he chalti hai to lagta hai ki tum ho,
hawa se lehrati hai to lagta hai ki tum ho ..
tum he bataoo ki kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.........

Ye Sarasar jhoot Hai K 80 or 90, 170, Hote Hain
PaPPU. . . . . .



Kyun K
Akkar Bakkar Bambay Boo. .
80, 90 Pure 100. .

Ek ADMI daru pi pi ke
mar gya Lekin uski daru ke pratti shradha to dekho

wo mar ke b ye keh gaya-
"SHARAB TO THEEK THI,MERA LIVER HI KAMZOR THA"alwys be +ve

aapne mere man se khela
aapne mere tan se khela
aapne mere dhan se khela
well played! well played! well played!!

20000 index ki mahima nirali hai,
Suna hai nifty ambani ki gharwali hai,

Ye kaisi diwali hai,
Sensex hai bhara bhara,
Par aam admi ki jeb abhi bhi khali khali hai.!

Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasti hai
Hazaro rulati hai
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai

Aur gale pad jati hai.

Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon
main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon
main dub jaoon
Splash !

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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Pray
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Pray
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Pray
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?

Can u think k

2+5=11
kaise aye?

Socho-Socho

Nahi maluum?

Thoda aur dimag lagao

Abhi bhi nahi?

OK let me tell u k
kaise aye

Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..

“GALTI SE”

Tru luv song:
Bazigar o bazigar
Teri mummy ko razi kar
O tune dil mera todamaine
fevicol se jada, mera fevicol ka paise vapas kar !

Bazigar o bazigar

Ramayan mein likha hai ki…
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Arey yaar woh to ramayan me likha hai
yahan kya dhoondh raha hai