Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 100

U r sweet s choclate,meetha s gulabjamun,raseela s rasgulla,cool s icecream,Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye kanhi mere dost ko CHITIYAN na lag jaye.....

Shyam aate hi Dipak jal utha,

Shyam aate hi Dipak jal utha,

Qki

Shyam ke sath uski girlfriend thi

Aapke hath main mobile hi.
Chrere pe smile hi.
SMSke acchi khasi file hi.
Phir bhi aapSMSnahi karte.
yar yeh kaisa style hai

friends jaldi check karo:
Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai?
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Pakad Lo,
Nhi To Bhag JayegA
Haha

Mahobbat mein dil beqaraar karne waali hun,bina daanton ke ye khumaar karne waali hun,rab ne tees saal baad badli kismat,70 ki sahi par pyaar karne waali hunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

2 lovers were siting in a park,eating chips and look in each others eyes

girl-janu ,what r u thinking

Boy-tu mujhse jyada chips kha rahi hai "chatori"....

Ek baar yaad kar ke to dekho.
Ek baar kuchh maang kar to dekho.
Ek baar pukaar kar to dekho,
Agar na aaye to smaajh lena ki hum aaram kar rahe hai!!!

Ek bus driver ke seat ke peeche likha tha.
'agar bhagwan ne chaha to manzil tak pahuncha dunga. Agar nazar chook gyi to maa kasam , bhagwan se hi mila dunga.........

Dost Kon hota ha?
Answer:
Dost wo Jo bin bulaye aya Bewaja Sir Khaya
Aap 1 bobolo wo 4 sunaya kabhi sataye kabhi rulaye tareef karo to begherti dikhaye gali do to muskuraya her
baat mai kamina Pan
dikhaye
Mamesha sath



nibhaye..!!

mangta hu to deti nahi,
kya.
baat meri jabab ka.

dekhte hi khda ho jata hai,
kya.
ang-ang mere jaz baat ka.

dalo na saiya ase,
kya.
balo mai ful gulab ka.

dala hi tha ki zad gaya,
kya.
patta-patta ful gulab ka.

Kiss kiss ki mehfil mein... kis kissne,kiss kissko... kiss kiss tarah se kiss kiya !! ek hum hai,jisne har kiss ko miss kiya...! aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.....

Khuda ko kar itna bulland, ki himalay ki choti pe pahonche, aur khuda tujse puche beta aab utrega kaise?

This is my head .....
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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)

Lo Phir Aagaya Appraisal,
Boss Ne Kaha Discussion Karenge Kal,
Jaane Kal Kab Aayega,
Pata Laga Kal Aate Aate
Next Appraisal Aa Jayega…

jaha dosti waha pyar
jaha pyar waha ishq
jaha ishq waha mohabbat
jaha mohabbat waha judai
jaha judai waha dard
jaha dard hai waha MOOV laga lena....

Mai bhi SMART hun,
Aap bhi SMART ho,

Mera RANG SAAF hai,
Aapka bhi RANG SAAF hai,

Bas Ek CHOTA sa FARK hai,
mai DIL ka SAAF hun

Aur aap DIMAG se SAAF hai.

Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar lo,

Is PaTHar DiL ko thora sa NaRaM kar lo,

Tumharey hotey huwey InBoX khali hai,

Thori si to Dear sHaRaM kar lo.

Banta- Kal maine ek bus ke piche bhagkar ticket ke 30rs bachaye.
Santa- Abe bewakuf taxi ke pche bhagta 2100rs bacha leta buddu.

Ooi
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aai
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mmm
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ouch
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haye
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bas
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ouch
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ooh

bara dard hai,
mere iss SMS main,
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.

Agr koi kahe UR crazy,to don't be angry,
agr koi kahe UR fool then be cool lekin
agr koi kahe UR smart to maro sale ko jute se,
akhir mjak ki bhi koi hd hoti hai.

Baat Suno!!!!!


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Kaan Mein.......



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Log humko kehte hai ki ishq karna chhod de..
koi uppar wale se nahi kehte,
ke hassin chehre banana chhod de...

Samundar jitna target,nadi jitni reporting,talab jitna incentive,balti jitna increment,tab kya khak hoga achivement....

Pyar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke adha piya aur adha chhod diya,
yaaro yeh,pyar hai pyaar.. nahi koi VIMBAR jo thoda sa lagaya or bas hogaya...

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna



har SMS bhejne se pehle..


SERVICE CENTRE wale khud call karke puche


Beta sach me bhejna hai hai ya galti se send ho gaya hai.

D world's gr8st PJ

Hoto pe 'NAA' hai,
dil me 'HAA' hai..
Hoto pe 'NAA' hai,
dil me 'HAA' hai..

Shashi Kapur kehta hai
"Mere paas MAA hai"

What is ISHQ
i tell u ishq is PEPSI
P-PYAR
E-EHSAS
P-PAGALPAN
S-SAZA
I-IMTIHAAN

Ab ISHQ sirf 10 Rs. main
chaho to sab kuch hai assan
kyoki yai hain yungistan meri jaan

Ae item, kesa hae? Tera bot memory aa rela tha. Ita tem ho gela hai tere ko dekha bhi ni. Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apnko, mis to karega.........

Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.

aap hamari gali mein aaye..thora sharmaye thora ghabraye...thora sa muskaraye phir zor se chillaye.... AALU CHHOLAY MASALAY WALAY !!!!