Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

A smart sign-board displayed at the highways for encouraging Slow Driving says :

"Mr LATE" is always better than "LATE Mr." :)

An old Indian woman slips n falls.

She says,

'Hai meri kismat.!'

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A foreigner girl walks past n says,

'Hi....

Merry christmas to u too.

Philosophy of Indian Boys..
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Flirt with Attractive Girl,
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Friendship with Smart Girl,
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Love with Sincere Girl,
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Marriage with...
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Mummy tumhein jo achi lage...

BF: baby ONE minute widout u is like..

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GF:"Awwwwww....?

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BF:"60 secs yaar...

harrr baat mein kya AWWWW ??..:

DEFINITION OF HONEYMOON:

A man's last holiday

before he starts working

for a new boss !!

Life thought me lots of Lessons.. but!

As usual, i slept in those classes...

Why did barfi got oscar?
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Bcz its a real story of every couple.A mad wife,a mute husbandand a beautiful ex gf!

Once Rajnikant became the
coach of Indian cricket team .
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Don't evn try to guess wat
happnd..!. :O
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The Indian cricket team won the
FIFA and Hockey world cup too ..

Why is 2013 going to be my year?

Because. ......

"Jo 13 hai, woh mera hai"

when a girl asks you to guess her age ,

its like deciding ..

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whether to cut the blue , red,or green wire

to diffuse a bomb

Even Brands Know The Customers’ True Personality,

That’s Y For Girls There Is “Stylo”

And 4 Men There Is “Husssshh Puppies….

DEFINE a W0MAN....?

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Someone who can talk 4 hours

while standing at the door ...

but

she won't sit ...

Because shes getting late.

People say : nothing is impossible.
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What a coincidence,
We engineers do nothing daily...

Dear Beautiful Girls,

Please don't wear T-shirts with long quotes.

It gives our wrong image

whenever we try reading it..!!

Sincerely,

Honest Boy

I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects
I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects,
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I Smiled When I Came To Know My Friend Failed In 5 Subjects :P :D

I Love My Friend

The student who tops in the exams

is

"Student Of The Year"

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the one who fails

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"Student Of The Next Year"

Dear hair,

I'll stop burning you, drowning you, and pulling you if you

just automatically look gorgeous every single day -_-''

Sincerely,

Girls ?

Sender:
SWEET
+91??????????

Sender:
CHARMING
+91xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)

Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9198xx?????? (next two digits)

Sender:
LOVEABLE
+91XXXXXX???? (next two digits)

Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+91XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)

Difference Between School &
College:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..

But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)

Attachment is not whn two people chat day or night..

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Instead its that File which we attach with the emails.

Yaar hadd hogayi. Zaroori nahi har post emotional ho.

if samsung and apple r merged together,what will be the name of new company...................................................SAMPLE.

Dear Ad makers,

Not EVERYTHING we do is to impress women.

We buy Bikes to commute and Deodorants to avoid Body Odor.

Sincerely,

Men's Association

iPhone is the SALMAN KHAN of the mobile world.

Expensive,

Just one design

Same performance,

No change or enhancement,

Blind fan following.

Wait its not over yet..

SHAHRUKH KHAN is the China phone of the mobile world

Low Price

Low Quality

Attention Seeker

Height of technology:

A Bhidu writes all Answer as...

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And...

Lastly he writes..

"Answer are written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied..!!!

True Story...

In bed,its 6:00 am,

if u close ur eyes for 5 mins,

its direct 7:45,

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in lecture its 12:30,

u close ureyes for 5 mins,

itz stil 12:31:

Agree ??

Dear Dialogue " Hasi toh Fasi "

I can actually make everyone laugh but it never worked

Dear weather...!

Stop showing off...! .

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I know u r cool ..

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But...!! . .

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Not more than me ^_^ ? ?

Horror movies don't scare me..!!

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5 missed calls from Dad scares me...

what is the maximum limitation of telling a lie ?

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A chinese gal luking into d mirror

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singin a song -

"Mere mere mast mast do nain ........."

no offence pls ...

The best example for incredible india is:

One has to check both sides

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crossing even a one-way road..!!