Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 113

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind

I''ve got the ship, you''ve got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I''d put U and I together.

What does Sachin love flying?
- his middle stump.

What is Utthapa doing?
- Learning the difference between ''blind shots'' and ''blinding shots''.

1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.

3. I Wanted To Change The World, But God Wouldn''t Give Me The Source Code !!

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don''t serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.

Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever !!

Indian Cricket Team !!
Sachin''s favourite bird
- ''duck''.

2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
...
...
A rash of good luck!!

4. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.

Inbox Funnies
1. If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

And what is dear Saurav Ganguly ''Dada'' doing?
Showing Chapell and Dravid and Sachin that the ''sweetest timing'' is the one which gets ''them'' ''out'' by ''his'' batting in the air!!

Why doesn''t Jesus eat M and M''s? Cos they fall through his hands.

Why don''t men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don''t have any.

Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be too, if you sit down.

What is Dhoni doing now?
Mundan ceremony after his ''hazamat'' in WC 2007?

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don''t, you''ve told her twice already!

3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.

2. Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.

How much do u luv me? If it''s 100% call me, if 80% sms me, if 50% miss call me, if 0% ignore me.

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it''s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you''d like to have dinner with.

Any married man should forget his mistakes; there''s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

What should Dravid do now?
go in for a max life insurance!

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

What''s the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.