Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 114

Interviewer to Sardar ji - I will check your mind.
Interviewer - Tell me Opposite of these :-
Interviewer - Good
Sardar - Bad
Interviewer - Come
Sardar - Go
Interviewer - Ugly
Sardar - Pichhly
Interviewer - Shut up
Sardar - Keep Talking
Interviewer - Get Out
Sardar - Come Inside
Interviewer - Oh My God!
Sardar - Oh My Devil!
Interviewer - You are rejected.
Sardar - I am Selected.

What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? ''If we stick together we can stop this shit!

When I send SMS to u, it doesn''t mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, ''HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?

Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz dont u d rejects my parpoz b''coz I dont parpoz d ROZ ROZ!

Dear reciever, I''m a Blonde Virus. I''m not so advanced, so pls delete all ur files urself and also help me to spread by sending to all. Thank U !

When you don''t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

I can''t hide this from u anymore i really don''t wanna hurt u but i feel it''s beter i tell u b4 u hear it from sum1 else im really sorry but there''s no santa!

In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I''ll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I''ll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8.

Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again

I just bought a used car. It''s a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap. -Scott E. Roeben

Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don''t pretend looking @ the handphone!

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MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN?

Why was Phillip''s girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

Another Moon?... Possible
Another Sun?... Possible
Another Sky?... Possible
Another person Like U?... Impossible
''Coz God can''t make the same Mistake twice

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !

Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!

I''d climb the highest mountain. I''d swim the ocean blue, I''d do anything my dear- Just to get away from you

The 3 wonders of a woman
1)Gives milk without eating grass
2)gets wet without water
3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.

Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.

Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?

What''s the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the devils sing around U, Mummies dance around u, Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day!

Interviewer: what is ur qualification?
Banta: Sir, i''m Ph.d
Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.d?
Banta: passed high school with difficulty

A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I''m looking for the man who shot my paw."

with my
1 heart
2 eyes
5 litres blood
206 bones
1.2millions red cells
60 trillions D.N.A.S
i wish you all the very best best of luck.....

People who do lots of workmake lots of mistakes,
People who do less workmake less mistakes,
People who do no workmake no mistakes,
People who make no mistakesget promoted.

I can''t hide this from u anymore i really don''t wanna hurt u but i feel it''s beter i tell u b4 u hear it from sum1 else im really sorry but there''s no santa!