Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 116

When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone utha

Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....

I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.

I''d climb the highest mountain. I''d swim the ocean blue. I''d do anything at all my dear - Just to get away from you.

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi
phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi
uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi....

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?

Don''t feel sad, don''t feel glue, Einstein was ugly too!

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.

Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay
Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay
Remember me every day, every moment warna......

One chicken to an other: are you tokkin'' to me?

I''m at da police station, they caught me & filed a case agaist me. I''m screwed cos da evidence is very clear, they are charging me wid "POSESSION OF A CUTE SMILE!" HaHa!

2 cows in a field. 1 cow says ''Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?'' T oTr thinks & replies ''Yep but it doesn''t affect us rabbits.''

In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU IDIOT!!

REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS
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"Allah k naam pay day day baba"

Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I''m too Good, Accept it!

Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

kia dekh rahay hoo...apna kaam karoo

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,
8,9,10,11,12,13,
14,15,16,17,18,19,
20,21,22,23,24,25,26,
27,28,29,30,31,32
ek ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN GAY.....
heheheheh

A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That''s because Dad says "Love Animals"!

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand.

1960''s Girls: Pehla pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna tera intezar hai
2005''s Girl: Phela pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar hai..

Roses are red, violence are blue,
Someone like you belongs to the zoo!
Don''t be mad, don''t be blue,
Frankenstein was ugly to!

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....

Don''t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,
Aoao milke kasam khaye,
is dushman ko khatam karen gay.
ek botal tum khatam karo,
ek botal hum khatam karen gay...

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don''t, you''ve told her twice already!

What does true friendship mean 2 me?
U cry & Icry,
Ur sad n'' I''m sad,
Ur laughing n'' I''m laughing,
U jump out of the window.....
I LOOK DOWN!