Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 117

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Abracadabra.. Nope, ur still ugly!

If u read dis, I''m SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I''m SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I''m SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I''m SMART.

Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN.

Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn''t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn''t even tell me? Animal Planet!

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about yours?

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600.

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going???

Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what''s on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!".

Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....

We''ve known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?.

Friendship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

Roses are red, violence are blue,
Someone like you belongs to the zoo!
Don''t be mad, don''t be blue,
Frankenstein was ugly to!

I see your face when I am dreaming. That''s why I always wake up screaming.

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you''re going to want to shoot it.

Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it''s 1.5 ltr.

Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing''s and Wong''s, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.

You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number.

Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".

Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well.

2 cows in a field. 1 cow says ''Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?'' T oTr thinks & replies ''Yep but it doesn''t affect us rabbits.''

Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in office and who have difficulties to work hold their mobile in their right hand .....

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...

Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!

Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!