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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I''m happier each time I send you a message ''coz I know I''ll be disturbing you!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monika # 35

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachitendra # 118

If you are alone, I''ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I''ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I''ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I''ll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 81

I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky again.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajat # 18

I''m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you''re a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 116

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that''s another point. I hate blackout.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepshikha # 113

Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude... kick them... How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mansi # 51

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 53

Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who''s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They''ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bruttendu # 124

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

You think I''m nice, I think you''re nice. You think I''m kind, I think you''re kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I''m cute, and I think you''re right.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charan # 24

You''ve got sex appeal, you''ve got style, you''ve got intelligence, and you''ve got class. You''ve got the face and you''ve got the body but I''ve got the wrong number… Sorry!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 88

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 31

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 115

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you''ll never have multiple orgasms again!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhawesh # 48

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She''s trying to be one naman a!"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kuldeep # 69

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I''ve been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harish # 30

I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Richa # 62

Looks may capture the eyes but it''s the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhay # 87

I''m afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don''t know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 100

Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhishek # 82

I''ve been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it''s a mistake?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepshikha # 113

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pranshu # 93

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 115

I''m so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn''t know I''ve influenced you that much!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 59

I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world''s no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won''t let you down.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gazal # 28

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

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