No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I''m happier each time I send you a message ''coz I know I''ll be disturbing you!
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
If you are alone, I''ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I''ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I''ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I''ll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that''s another point. I hate blackout.
Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who''s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They''ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
You think I''m nice, I think you''re nice. You think I''m kind, I think you''re kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I''m cute, and I think you''re right.
You''ve got sex appeal, you''ve got style, you''ve got intelligence, and you''ve got class. You''ve got the face and you''ve got the body but I''ve got the wrong number… Sorry!
Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you''ll never have multiple orgasms again!
Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She''s trying to be one naman a!"
While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I''ve been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
I''m so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn''t know I''ve influenced you that much!
I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world''s no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won''t let you down.