Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 120

Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don''t pretend looking @ the handphone!

What''s the definition of a skeleton? A striptease that went just too far...

As u face a brand new day, bow ur head & say this prayer: Thank u Lord for having this amazingly gud luking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.

A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes.
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!

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Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I''ve already received hundreds.

Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!

Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres.

The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won''t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip... take out your... book from your bag and study!

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, ''HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people''ll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people''ll never stand by u!

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

Hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin "THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER"

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

I can''t hide this from u anymore i really don''t wanna hurt u but i feel it''s beter i tell u b4 u hear it from sum1 else im really sorry but there''s no santa!

An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

A girl called me & said "Come no over, nobody is home". I went over. Nobody was home

If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It''s not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ?

I just bought a used car. It''s a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap.

Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I''ve already received hundreds.

A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, \"If you pretend you''re asleep, he stops.\"

3 wonders of a woman
The 3 wonders of a woman
1)Gives milk without eating grass
2)gets wet without water
3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.

A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!

What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? ''If we stick together we can stop this shit!