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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sakshi # 86

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubhdeep # 112

You''ve got sex appeal, you''ve got style, you''ve got intelligence, and you''ve got class. You''ve got the face and you''ve got the body but I''ve got the wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

I''m thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhramita # 46

Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That''s why.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 88

Bhikhari : Sahab 1 Rupaye de do!!!
Sahab : kal Ana..
Bhikhari : Sara is kal kal ke chakkar mein to is basti me mera Lakho Rupaye fase hai!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 44

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She''s trying to be one naman a!"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shinde # 20

Woh zindagi hi kya jis mein friendship nahi,
Woh friendship hi kya jis mein yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jis mein TUM nahi,
or woh tum hi kya jis k saath HUM nahi.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anurag # 106

this is for nisha.i love you nisha i dont think that you ever tried to understand me and i even think that you will not be able to understand me as you never showed any intrest towards me
I JUST WANT TO SAY ONLY ONE THING THAT I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

I''m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you''re a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mansi # 51

2 srdrs sat in a double decker bus.1 up &1down. Above1 came down running.Below1 askd why? Srdr replied-”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 125

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I''ve been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

What''s the definition of a skeleton? A striptease that went just too far...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish # 52

1.kismat par aaita bar kisko hai mil jaye khushi inkar kisko hai kuch majburiya hai meri jaan warna judia se pyar kisko hai

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vikas # 84

THIHAR Jail ordered 999 shirts & 1000 pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?
SALMAN KHAN IS COMING . .

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 22

1980’s Girl Say’s : Mumy mein Jeans pehenlu?
Mumy : Nahin Beti Log Kya kahenge!
2006’s Girl Say’s : Mumy mein Mini Skirt pehenlu?
Mumy : Pehenlo pehenlo Beti, kuch to pehenlo!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 17

I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world''s no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won''t let you down.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more. :D

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

There is always
a ‘DRIVE SLOW’ board near schools.
But not near girl’s
college. why?
Bcoz
VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vivek # 73

A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, \"If you pretend you''re asleep, he stops.\"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubham # 34

U r thousands of miles away from me, still I''m watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 74

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that''s another point. I hate blackout.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kankambari # 122

Ek bhoot doosre bhoot se : Tujhe kisi se dar nahi lagta?
2sra : nahin
1st : kabhi sardar dekha hai?
2ra: sardar vardar kuch nahi hota, sab man ka vaham hai.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shantanu # 58

A scientist cannot be a president but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot be a superstar but rajnikant did it.
A monkey cannot operate a mobile but yes, you did it.. I m proud of you..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 128

What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado…
Khali ladkiya bachti hai,
baki sab ladke mar jate hai..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 36

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That''s why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 71

I''ve just heard a funny joke. I can''t stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Love # 25

I just bought a used car. It''s a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 57

Hum umeedon ki duniya basaate rahe,
woh bhi har kadam par humein azmate rahe,
jab mohabbat mein marna pada,
hum mar gaye woh bahane banate rahe..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 74

Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I''ve already received hundreds.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nakul # 99

If you are alone, I''ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I''ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I''ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I''ll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

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