Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 125

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Two birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other fly away.....why? saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega !

Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That''s impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

Whoever said money can''t buy happiness, didn''t know where to shop

Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.

THIS IS A HISTORICAL MSG READ CAREFULLY..... . In the year 1796 . / . myself . / . u . / my frnds . . ur frnds . . No one was born ! a

Winter Comes .........Again & Again, Summer Comes .......Again & Again, But The Person Like You.............. Will Not Come Again, Because GOD Never Makes The Same Mistake Again & Again

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat

SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ - MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & - I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!

A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!!

See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll see the God cutest mistake.

You know biggest irony of marriage is that, Woman expects man to change & they don''t & Man expects woman not to change & they do!

PLEASE DON''T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL

EYES : To look at you HAND : To pray for you Mind : To remember you Heart : To love you AND AND AND AND AND LEGS : To kick YOU.. If you forget me... !! GOT IT!!!

Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake

If U sneeze once, Think I''m remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I''m Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

Don''t marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.

1 day u''ll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

1 day u''ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

Unlike others, your brain is a masterpiece. It is divided in 2 parts left & right. In the left nothing is right and in the right nothing is left.

God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,

Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS, Ur smile is ANALGESIC, Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMATORY, Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC, Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC... That''s why I never fall ill :-)

Don''t marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Don''t marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don''t marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don''t marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go

Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman

Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend

If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b''coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4

I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far