Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 126

Ltest poem in SCHOOL
Twinkle -2 litle STAR
just went to beer BAR
Quarter rats r up so HIGH
So drink a beer with chiken FRY

Dreams make all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above things possible.... So, BRUSH UR TEETH EVERYDAY

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don''t exist.

For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!

i love U ilove U ilove U i love U ilove U hey don get xcited i love other alphabets too i.e V W X Y Z hahahaha

()() ( ,0)) Hi!! ()() Wishing u................ G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - Sasta padta hai yaar.....................

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

U r ACENT of my life, ALTO of my dreams, IKON of my eyes ,Zen of my thoughts, INDICA of my joy, LANCER of my heart…In simple ,u r the traffic jam of my heart…

Height Of Confusion: Whether To Laugh Or To Cry: Seeing Your Mother-in-law falling from 8th floor on ur new ferrari car. think abt it

U Look at the Ocean, see GOD''s Abundance ! U Look at the Sky, see GOD''s Wonder ! U Look at the Moon, see GOD''s Glory ! And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD''s BLUNDER

You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

ek din Tarzan Jangal me ja raha tha usne maraa huaa cheeta dekha or bola oh my God MY New under wear

U r the ACCENT of my Life, ALTO of my Dreams, IKON of my Eyes, ZEN of my Thoughts, INDICA of my Joy, LANCER of my Heart. Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Roses are RED Violets are BLUE Monkeys Like U Should be kept in the ZOO Dont Worry, u''ll find me there TOO Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U

Those Saprkling Eyes Those Marvelous Lips A 100 Watt Smile The Majestic Walk The Cheerful Talk Truly Charming Personality Guess, That''s Enough abt ME

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I''ve been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

What men want? A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those women never meet each other.

When u read my sms,SWEETER when u read and smile,but u look sweetest when u read ,smile and reply,so try to look sweetest

A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote Its dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book...

Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references..

F u were my baby I promise I won''t hurt you. F u were finally mine, I promise id be loyal to you. But you''re only my friend and I can''t promise I won''t fall for you.

Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!

When we had met, God gave me an option between a good friend & a good memory. I dont remember what i chose.....

Man b4 marage: Roses r red, Violets r blue believe it or not im mad 4u. After marage Roses r dead,im blue u make me mad some day ill kill u.

I''ve been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it''s a mistake?

so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.