Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 127

Last nite some devils came running 2 my room, they wanted 2 trouble good people. I gave ur name & address. they said, oh no, v cant disturb r BOSS...!!

Mistakes r not a crime, if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success.For example, God created U.So wat?Then he created ME!

ABCDEFG: a boy can do everithing for girl. GFEDCBA: Girl forget everything done & catchs new boy again.

5 things I know abt U ! 1. U r a specl person with a wondrful Heart... 2. 3. 4. 5. Bus, baaki kal, Ek din me, Ek joke..

govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...

Dear customer, you are not using your SMS service properly. Your sim wil be deactivated. To avoid this urgently send a cute SMS to the sender

Lyf is short,live it. Luv is rare,grab it. Anger is bad,dump it.fear is awful,face it.memories r sweet,cherish it. Sender is genius, accept it.Hehe…

COLLEGE meaning........................ C:come O:on L:let''s L:love E:each G:girl E:equally...So plz join d COLLEGE

WHEN EVERYTHING IS AGAINST YOU AND NOTHING SEEMS TO WORK, I WILL COME, HOLD UR HANDS, TAKE U FOR A WALK OVER THE BRIDGE AND SHOW U WHERE TO JUMP....

If u hide, i''ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i''ll search 4 u. If u''ll leave, i''ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i''ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i''ll kill you.

I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.

Before u judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes.... After that, who cares? He''s a mile away & the shoes r urs

What is the similarity between Bill gates & me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes 2my house& I never go 2 his house EGO Problem

A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

What is different between cheque and DD. DD is like a wife you can always trust. Cheque is like a girlfriend it can bounce at anytime…

If doctors start making films,d titles would b Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Dam Kaho Na Bukhar He TB no.1 Kal Patient Ho Na Ho Hum Blood De Chuke sanm

PHILOSOPHY Small Things In Life Hurt A Lot. e.g. You Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A pin

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... but i''m happier each time i send you a message ''coz i know i''ll be DISTURBING YOU!

Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife, Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.

Do You Know The Value Of A Minute?... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Well, It All Depends On Which Side Of The Toilet Door You Are...!

Every Girl is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic., In Short form, they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.

*One* * Special * * Surprise 4 u * @Close ur Eyes@ 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 u cheat! u didn''t close ur eyes. so no surprise

Any girl call you BHAI then don''t take tension,because long form of BHAI is that B Best H Husaband A Around I India.

Girlfren ko I LOVE U bolna hai Balance khatm Ab kya karoge kabutr k gale men ganti bandoge Main batata hun kya karna hai..mujhe no. dedo me bol dunga

Aaj me apko pani se cocacola banana sikhaunga. 1 botel pani lo friz me rakho. 2 gante bad nikalo pani 1 dam thanda hoga or thanda matlab cocacola hahaha ha

Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,

Definition of "girl friend" : Someone who''ll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn''t have had if you had stayed single…

wherever you go, whatever you do, you know ill always be there for you, so if youre alone , theres no need to fear, just give me a call and u no ill be here!

If your legs are paining, don''t worry at all. It''s B''coz yesterday the whole day u wer running in my mind...! Take rest now.. n b ready 2 Run 2Morrow..