Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 128

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whatz tru bravery?its to arrive late to college wid ur hair coloured bright ,mobile on the ear , principal in the class n u say"STILL WAITING 4 ME 2 START D CLASS ....OK CONTINUE"

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages
with other kidney.

I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!

Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision...

In ancient times ppl usd 2 go 2 d himalayas 4 kathor tapasya sacrificed all moh maya n were compltly away frm 'parivar'nowadays they work in telecom companies.

Movie titles related to engg students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast..Do u
think its love? Na Munna Na it's called High BP:p.

wen luv fails ....emotions work .. wen emotions fails memories work...wen memories fail word work....wen word fails tears work ....wen every thing fails BACARDI Works.....CHEERSSSS!!!!!!!!!

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AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im pretty Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous

MESSAGE_VMG
"I had many options POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGIN BY NECK,
JUMPIN FRM BUILDING,
COMIN UNDR TRAIN,
BANGIN MY CAR,


BUT..
I CHOSE ""studying""."

Degrees of girls!
B.A=Beautiful Angel
B.E=Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc=Beautiful Structure
B.L=Beautiful Lips
B.Com= Beautiful completely
M.B.A=Married But available.

YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means...
C - Causing
U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble
E - Everywhere

Dont send any sms to me, i dont want to hear u, i dont wnat to c u , i dont want to have any contact to u , i dont want to think of u, coz doctor have told me to keep away from SWEET things.

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

First man: Why are you boiling the knife?
Second man: To commit suicide
First man: But why do you need to boil it?
First man: To prevent infections STUPID!!!!!!!

When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

A boy says I Love You to his Girlfriend, and fall from 1st floor balcony.
At the Hospital…
Girlfriend: Why did you do this
Boy: I was falling in love.

Unlike others ur brain is a master piece. It has two halves, the left and the right, the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.

Gallilio - Great Mind. Einstien - Genius Mind Newton - Extra Ordinary Mind Bill Gates - Brilliant Mind Me - Master Mind You- Never Mind

An Auto driver was busy removing a wheel from his auto,
Passerby asks: Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Auto driver: Can't you read the board, it says 'Parking for two wheelers only'

NOBODY like U, NOBODY cares for U, NOBODY misses U, NOBODY wants to see U good, NOBODY is Ur best friend, NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY.

People laugh bcause i am different... And i laugh bcause they r all the same... Thats called "Attitude"-live it !

In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.

Woman has man in it.Mrs has Mr in it, Female has Male in it, She has He in it and Madam had Adam in it. No wonder Man always wants to be inside Woman.

Teacher:Y are u late? Student:there was a man who lost a rs.100 note.T:that's nice.Were u helping him look for it? S:no.I was standing on it

BEST 3 COMEDY LINES IN OUR LIFE...
1)don disturb i wan2 study
2)no class,lets go2 library!!


& d Best 1 is....
3) sir i have a doubt...

Teacher: How does Hen comes out of the Egg?
Santa: Thats not a big question Madam,
the interesting question is,
'How does the Hen go inside the Egg'!! "

In Ordr 2 Get 100/100 in annual exams,

A boy require 100% talent.


Whereas Girls require only 4% talent remaining is only
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