Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 129

Money may come&go,
Friend May come&go,
Rain may come&go,
Love may come&go,
But
If u lose ur teeth at this Age,
it will never Come again,, so

Better Msg me!!!

Software and Temples are much the same - first we build them, then we pray...

Birds Love u!
Trees Love u! Flowers Love u! Tortoises Love u Deers love u!
monkeys Love u! Plz go back 2 zoo. They all miss u..

He taught me how to love,
but not how to stop.

Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !

Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

We go up and down, protection is tight, keepin it up all damn night, never
tired always alert.....

I love my job as a security guard

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI

Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

Devdas's matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar!
But gal's father shoul have his own Bar.

Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "candle"..

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Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don’t u d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don’t parpoz d ROZ ROZ!

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali,
hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.

What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes
that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey
plz contact zoo for detail

Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger.
son: I START CLEANING TOILET
DAD: how does that satisfies u?
SON:i clean with ur tooth brush

Maths teacher asked RAJA " If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to PRIYA, 3 to PINKY and 4 to SAPNA then wat will u get ?
RAJA replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".

Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

Q: Why the math book always upset ? A: because it has a lot of problems.

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

Today is Veerapans second death anivarsary. In his memory please forward this message to atleast 1 local criminal. I have done my job, now its ur turn...

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...

Wife to husband:
Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Husband: U mean if i am on dieting, i cannot look at the menu also !!!

What do you call a female who never laughs?



"HASINA"

Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.