When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same...
U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.
Baniye ki wife bimaar thi,
light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di
Aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
Bahu: Maa ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys;
Fun with Handsome Boys;
Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys;
Flirt with Freaky Boys;
Love with Faithful Boys &
in the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy
Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
to cartoon network laga leta hoon.
Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye,
bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain
Biscuit maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger. Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I'll become a Krack-Jack