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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 59

Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 71

When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same...
U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Raj # 45

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajat # 18

Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.
Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 42

Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 57

A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady?
Push......Paa.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shiba # 79

Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 49

Baniye ki wife bimaar thi,
light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di
Aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Awadhesh # 98

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 88

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam
Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham
Tha !

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 67

Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 110

Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anurag # 106

Bahu: Maa ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 22

J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi !

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 76

Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 53

Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nakul # 99

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Yogeshman # 103

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

abe aage bhi to bol...............
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do
saale ko...................

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 68

Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 49

tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Neeraj # 32

Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys;
Fun with Handsome Boys;
Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys;
Flirt with Freaky Boys;
Love with Faithful Boys &
in the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Krishna # 102

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anurag # 106

Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
to cartoon network laga leta hoon.
Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye,
bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sucheta # 97

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe
aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shobhit # 77

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha !!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shinde # 20

Biscuit maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger. Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I'll become a Krack-Jack

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gaurav # 109

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Angad # 92

Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu,
saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de,
Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera,
saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de de

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 54

Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children?
The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 40

An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

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