Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 131

Father:the grl i hv chosen fr u is
roopavathi, gunavathi & hanavathi. so u shud marry that girl
Son: but d girl whom i love is GARBHAVATHI so i must marry her.

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per

Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

urther on the counter there was a box of choclates, on which a child had written: "Take as many as you want. God is watching over the apples."

Naukrani: Maalkin aap udas kyon hai?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apni office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain.
Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhoka nahin de sakte!

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho

pani par naam kabhi likhte nahi,
pani pe likhe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
log kehte hain pathar dil hai hum,
par pathar pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahi.

Gulab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,
Unki ek nazar pe gazal bana dete,
kambhakt marta nahi hai hum pe koi,
Varna MUMBAI main bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete.

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o( @..@ )o
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Paichaan kaun?

Bhööt bhi nahi,


Bandar bhi nahi,


Monkey bhi nahi.


yeh tere bachpan ka photo hai...!

Pag sohni sir te sajai hoyi hai, Kuri clg di sab ton sohni fasai hoyi hai.
Hoke tyaar jad niklda hai yahme te,aakhde ne loki eh taan apna yaar hai
jihne clg ch att machai hoyi hai

Koi bhi cream lagane se kuch nhi hota.
Agr sundar dikhna hai to khoob rootho...
Kyunki...
Koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to or bhi haseen ho jati hai

Ek sher sunata hoon ghaur se suno,
Ek sher sunata hoon guaur se suno,
Mujhe sher nahin aata kisi aur se suno.

Breaking news:
Free breakfast
FreeLunch FreeDinner
Free stay and
FreePick up

Dont mis chance

Just dial 100

&say

I m responsible 4 mumbai blast
gudnit

Accident took place.Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Sardar cried-Mera bapu.Crowd made way 4him bt it was a donkey on d road.

woh jab chalti hai to raho mein sau sau ke note bicha data hoon
woh jab chalti hai to raho mein sau sau ke naot bicha deta hoon
uske jaane ke bad sare note utha leta hoon

HUM BHI SMART HAI,AAP BHI SMART HO.
MERA BI RUNG SAAF HAI APKA BI RUNG SAAF HAI.
BUS EK CHOTA SA FARK HAI,
MAI DIL ka SAAF HU AUR AAP dimag se.

BABA- Mayi roti de-de saadhu ko.
LADY- koi bhajan bhi suna do baba.
BABA- teri tor ne patte mutiyare, jattan de putt saadhu ho gaye

Umid nhi fir bi jiye jate hai.....
khali hai bottle fir bi piye jate hai....,
Himmat to dekho humari.......
Response aata nhi fir bi sms kiye jate hai.....

Khudi Ko kar Buland Itna ,
Ki Wo Mount Everest Par Ja Baithe
Khuda Bhi Fir Poochega Ki Beta
Chad To Gaye Ho Ab Utre Ge Kaise

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Thank GOD
all butons of my cel r fine,
Sorry 2 distrb u.

Dosti ki kadar karte hai itna,
asman me sitara ho jitna,
yakin na ho to call karke dekh lo,
baat karenge aapke mobile me balance ho jitna.

khuda kare ek bhi haseena na rahe is jahaan mei,
ek aaj mare ek kal mare mela lage shamshaan mei,
ravivaar ka din ho kafan na mile bazaar mei,
baris ka mausam ho aag bhi na lage samshaan me.

CAT exam : Sample question ....

Wats the solution for 2+2 ???
Options:
a) 4 b) four
c) IV d) 4.0


Now u know why CAT is so tough !.

Good Morning..
Have a Good Day! if u dont have Good Day,
no problem !
There r many other brands like 50-50,Milk Bikis,Britania,Hide& Seek,Marie Gold,etc etc...

Flashnews:
CBI raids in abhishek bacchan's house:
Bathroom 10 lacs
cash, Store room 50kg gold, & Bedroom full of my photos !!!!
Silly Boy
Crazy abt ME...

Heroin,cocain, smack,beer wisky,shrab te bhang piyo.
Dode,chura, post,afeem,bhuki Ganesh khaini te tidde khao.
Beedian, cigarette,sulpha pio.Jarda malo rajdarbar te goa khao.
Corex pio,bread iodex,tooth paste-bread khao.
Teeke lao,avil 25-50,alprex, calmpose, dezipam, viliam5-10 khao.
kirli d poochh jla k khao,coca cola 250 ml vich 2 disprin pake pio. Jua,satta,chori daake,lotrian lao.KUJj VI KARO PAR KADE KISI MUNDE TE VISHWAS NA KARO......!!

Dil ki baat dil me mat rakhna,
jo pasand ho usse 'I LOVE YOU' kehna,
agar woh itrai, gusse mai aayi,
to darna mat, raakhi nikalna aur kehna,
pyaari BEHNA milti rehna..........

Jise koyel samja,
vo kauwa nikla:
Dosti ke nam per hauwa nikla:
Jo roka karte the hame sharab peney se,
Aaj unki jeb se pauaa nikla..
Buuurrrraaaa...

Na lakhon me Na hazaron me,
Na chaand me Na sitaron me,
Humne aapko dekha hai...
CHAPPLEN uthate gurudwaron me..!!

Friendship is like fevicol "toote nahin". Love is like cold drink "ye dil mange more" & girlfriend is like detergent "pehle istemal karo phir vishwas karo"