Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 132

sun is shining, when the moon is brightning, stars are twinkling ,when the birds are chattering , boys are whistling , when the gals are smiling.

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Hi!
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How r u?
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Hope ur ok
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Miss u!
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Miss me?
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Be happy
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Take care
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Bye
9 Ab mat kahna ki SMS nahi karte.

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

Yaad kartay hain tumhain tanhai main,
Dil dooba hai gamoon ki gherai main,
Hamain mat dhoondoo dunya ki bher main,
Hum milenge tumhain phir kisi Free sms ki deal main.

Porpose karne ka naya style..!
Chand ko toor donga,
Suraj ko phor donga,
Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss..
Pahli wali ko chor donga!

Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai.
Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

"Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Another MOON ? ..........Possible
Another SUN ? ..............Possible
Another SKY ? ................Possible
Another Friend Like U ? .........Impossible
'coz GOD can't make the same MISTAKE twice

Dil main basa hay piar tera,
Aankhoon main basi hai tasveer teri,
Jab bhi yaad aati hai teri,
Hum deekhtay hain “tom and jerry”.

Abe o burai ke resgulle,
Pap ki berfi ,
Bewafa ke laddu,
Matlabi chuski,
Badmashi ke pedhe,
Jhoot ke kalakand..
Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata hai

American: a new born baby has no hands . we made artificial he became boxer champion
Indian: a new born baby has no head we fitted coconut and he became railway minister.

A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS:

Sitam sehnay ki hadh hoti hai,
Pas na aane ki hadh hoti hai,
Ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai,
Aik sms to kar day zalim,
Kanjoosi ki bhi hadh hoti hai.

Aaj, Raat,
Thik, 12, Baje, Ke, Baad,
1, Bajega!

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u".
Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

Manmohanji ki priorty,
1)all sardar jokes banned,
2)12 nahi bajenge, 11 ke baad 1 bajega,
3) bolo tara ra ra will be national anthem.

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ...
kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai

airhostess 2 laloo... sir r u veg or non veg?
he says no i m sagitarian.
she says no sir r u shakahari or mansahari?
he says no i m bihari.

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please No please No pls.. Husband:the Newspaper will publish ur correct Age 55 in case of accident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...

Mujh ko naya zamana hairat main dalta hai ,
Jis ka gala dabaoon woh aankhain nikalta hai

Whan i call u,
1 ring means i' m thinking of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA!

Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you're not