Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 138

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naak aesa ho jayega agar msg nahi kiya to..

INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai...

Zid



Apni



Na



Chhodi



aur



pyar



bhara



dil



tod



diya..!



kuchh



paiso



k liye



zaalim



tumne



SMS



karna



chhod



diya.!!

Garmi ka ek Fayda to hai..







Socha kuch.








kya soch
rahe ho..???








Bus ek Fayda
hai..!


Thund NAHI LAGTI.

Diff btwn frnd & true frnd-
A FRND is 1 who will come & BAIL u from JAIL but TRUE FRND is 1 who is sitting by ur side in jail & asking u.. Oye,
hun ke kariye.

"CELLO "
The pen of india.


"LUX"
The soap of india.


"Amul"
The taste of india.

"I"
The best in india.

"You"
Time waste of india... :-)

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Itna craze hai mere sms ka ki kuch nahi likha phir bhi dekhe ja rahe ho
I LIKE IT.

Ek hi to dil tha,
who bhi kisi ne chura rakha hai.
Itne dil kahan se laye ,
in ladko ne to gadar macha rakha hai. . . !!

Amli-(biwi se) peg banane ke baad - "pee ise". Biwi - "chhee kadwa hai !" amli- aur tu sochati hai ki main roj aish karta hoon. !

Msg: Bari barsi katan geya si khat k leyandi khajoor.
























O huzur 13 13 13 SuroooR.....

Women''s life is very hard.
Morning wash clothes
Noon dry clothes
Evening iron clothes
Night remove clothes
Late midnight search clothes.

Arz kiya hai-Hathi ne kaha jakar hathni ki kabar par....

Hathi ne kaha jakar hathni ki kabar par....


Muje naaz tha teri patli kamar par

"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.

"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.

Which one to follow?... Great confusion.

Bhoolna tumhe na assan hoga. Jo bhule tumhe vo nadan hoga aap to baste ho rooh mein hamari. aap humein na bhulein ye aap ka ehsaan hoga.
vah!vah!

Pyar=dukho ka bazar. Premi=dukho ka khridar. premika=dukho ki dukandar.
Mata-pita=beech ki diwar
ladki ki Behan=salahkar
Ladki ka Bhai=pitne ko hamesa taiyar

Kashti tufan se nikal sakti hai,Takdir kisi waqt bhi badal sakti he, Hausla rakho channel na badalo,SANIYA kisi waqt bhi "ZHUK" sakti hai.

Jack n Jill poem in laloo style:
Jekwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa, paani bhari ka vaste.
Jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi phutt gawa n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste.

What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!

Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".

Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

n a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

There is always
a ‘DRIVE SLOW’ board near schools.
But not near girl’s
college. why?

People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work…make less mistakes,
People who do no work…make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes…get promoted.

sardar- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.
sardar - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....


loan pass nahi hua...

Bcoz
VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..