Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 139

Ganguly’s Son:- “Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..?”
Ganguly’s Wife:- “Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai…..!!..

Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
lekin baat khas hui nahi,
tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!

MEN''S "F" rules:
Find her,
Follow her,
Friend her,
Flirt her,
French her,
Finger her
Fuck her
Forget her
FIND another

Thought for d day. If smone,u love, hurts u:
set him free..
If he cumz back 2 u, shoot d Dog..
If he doesnt cum bck, hunt him down & den shoot d dog :-)

Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai… Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye..

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.

Test ur G.K. :-



Who was the 1st Indian woman to fly abroad?



GUESS..



NAHI PATA?



SOCH LO..


















Sita maiya.. Ravan ke saath!

thought of the day: “agar aap bus pe chadein…yaa phir bus aap pe chadein….dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai….

Whats
the height
of hope???....


A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!

As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I’m getting a call from katrina kaif….

A boy goes 2 see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed 2 see BOY: Yes i Saw Dad.

Classic definition - High heels is a device invented by women who were tired of being kissed on the forehead!!!!!!;-))))

May our Friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold to diamonds, and may our diamonds be Forever… then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-fifty…!

Worst pj ever:-
Y does a dumb cat fall wen walking?
coz the cat is dumb,it cant mew.So mew (coefficient of friction) is zero.so it slips off..

deewar Scene: Amitabh:aaj Mere Paas Phuljadi Hai,chakri Hai,rocket Hai,555 Aur Sutli Bomb Hai,tumhare Pas Kya Hai?? Shashi.k:bhai Mere Paas Maa…. Chis Hai

Veeru:basanti in kutto ke aage mat naachna.
Sardarji sitting with his dog in d theater.
Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai.

Thought for d day. If smone,u love, hurts u:
set him free..
If he cumz back 2 u, shoot d Dog..
If he doesnt cum bck, hunt him down & den shoot d dog :-)

If any1
@ attack u

.IL

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If U care 4ME,I care 4U; U miss ME,I miss U;U like ME,I like U;U msg ME,I msg U;U forget ME, I"m sorry this is where I"m different 4m U... I''LL KILL YOU!

Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.

For u-
Q: What is the height of kanjusi?
Ans: People like u having free msg facility, but not sending any msgs coz they dont want the battery to go low.

If u have a little bit of mind ???

Fill this 3 blanks with Yes or No only?
1. __ I don''t have a BRAIN.


2. __I dont have SENSE.


3. __I am STUPID.

Common statements after giving exam and after the wedding night: Thik hua,Acha tha,Lengthy tha, Thak gaye,Aata tha,Par Thik se kar Nahi paye

Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid
so many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed,but
now i want 2 kiss so many girls,but

they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS

Think excelent,
think high,
think gr8,
think cute
think smart
think big
think +ve
think beautiful.
I know its 2 hard,
so here''s a shortcut...
...THINK ABOUT ME!

Worst pj ever:-
Y does a dumb cat fall wen walking?
coz the cat is dumb,it cant mew.So mew (coefficient of friction) is zero.so it slips off..

Always keep ur LOVER''S photo in ur purse.Whenever ur in some big trouble,see the photo,u will feel that No other problem is bigger than this.

Whats
the height
of hope???....


A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!

I want 2 Share EVERYTHING with U.

Ur SADNESS..



Ur HAPPY MOMENTS..


Every Single SECOND OF THE DAY..









Let"s START wid



ur "BANK ACCOUNT". (''_'')¥

What''s the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.