Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 140

Hello,





U R SO,



art!



S art!


m
S art!


m
S art!



S artm!


m
S art!


m
S art!



mS art!


m
S art!

SORRY,
fit nahi ho raha.

U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i''m watching ur evry movements by 3 diff channels
1.DISCOVERY
2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANET

Thanks 2 media.

A day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness












That day will be "APRIL 1st".

Lost in an animal farm I saw many animals

(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse

("v")
(( ))
Bird

()(. .)()
( ( - ) )
Monkey

(>.".<)
( (..) )
aila! Tum bhi??!!

Boy : your slippers look nice!
Girl :if u continue talking like this,my slippers will come 2 my hands! Boy:oh..then ur skirt is also nice... ;-)

Sign on a famous beauty parlour -

Don''t whistle at a girl going out frm here. She may be ur grandmother.

A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor''s cabin & says: I''ll do anything 2 Pass d Exam.
Prof: Anything?
Girl: Ya
Prof: ??
Girl : Ya !!
Prof: Then Go & study...!!

Banta gave matrimonial ad 4 his daughter who was working at call centre."wanted suitable match for sukhvindar kaur who is patiala''s highest paid call girl".

A good friend is one who tells you to study well, and a best friend is one who sits outside the exam hall and says "Abbe oye aur kitna likhega baahar aaja..."

U stole
My Memories.i
Excused
U!
U stole
My Laugh.i
Excused
U!
U stole
My smile.i
Excused
U!

Bt
Dis is
2 much
Mere doggy ki plate wapas karo.....

Excuse...me what is ur sms account no ? i want to check...some error is there...kyon ki sms jata to hai par aata nahi hai....

Define true music lover. ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.

Judge : Why did U hit Ur Husband ? Lady : He Called Me From Office,Took Me To Bedroom,Removed My Clothes,Laid Me On D Bed&Said April fool......

There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence.

YOU can kiss your frd is confidence.
ONLY YOU can kiss ur frd is over confidence....

THIS ONE IS CRAZY ! ;o)
2 flies r sitting on a pile of steamin shit,1 farted,d other says,
''do u mind im eating''..

Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies.

ya guess ?



HA HA
U dirty mind its
ur ears 2make
sure- KOI AA TO NAHIN RAHA.

Feeling bored?
Wondering wat to
Do?
Open d zip
Enter your hands in between d zip,
Take out your . .




"Book" from bag and study!!

I want 2 Share EVERYTHING with U.

Ur SADNESS..



Ur HAPPY MOMENTS..


Every Single SECOND OF THE DAY..









Let"s START wid



ur "BANK ACCOUNT". (''_'')¥

Mother to her teenage daughter:" I think its right time we should talk about sex".
The daughter replied, "sure MOM, what do you want to know"?

What''s the opposite of "Dominoes"?






think






think





think







think







tired of thinking???



well the answer is "Domi doesn''t know" ;-)

A Son at college wanted more money.
He sent a telegram to his father
"NO MONEY.
NO FUN.
UR SON."
The father replied:
"HOW SAD,
TOO BAD,
UR DAD!!

Q: What is the height of kanjusi?
Ans: People like u having free msg facility, but not sending any msgs coz they dont want the battery to go low.

Send this
message to
50,00,000
people..

DO
NOT
IGNORE!

THIS
IS NOT
A JOKE!

ITS GODS GRACE!
After a month,
you will
receive
something BIG..


i.e.....Ur BILL

Why do women hate alcohol so much? "Because after drinking it, their mouse like husbands become lions!"
.

Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid
so many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed,but
now i want 2 kiss so many girls,but

they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS

If u r in tension,

try 2 hv SEX

it helps u 2 relax.

do u knw hw 2 hv

SEX?

let me teach u:
.
.

S=sleep,
E=eat,
X=xcercise!
Dont always think dirty.
Hehehe

I Want You



To Be With Me


In A Nice Restaurant


To Have Candle Light Dinner. . .


& Say Those Sweet Three Words To U . .



"PAY THE BILL".

() * ()
( ''o'' ) Come
(,,)(,,) Closer..
pleeezzz....

little more




lit..tle more..

() * ()
('''''')) ,o'' )..DHISH
/ /(,,)(,,) HHUM!!
No sms..?WHYYYY?

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?