Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 15

Teenagers are the most misunderstood people because we treat them like children but expect them to react like adults.

What would be the name of the ultimate reality show for babies....???
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"SO YOU THINK YOU CAN WALK"?

An unfaithful husband
Thinks of other women
When he sleeps with his wife.

A faithful husband thinks
Of his wife when he sleeps
With other women

Call A Girl Pretty
& She Will Remember It For
5 Minutes..!

Call A Girl Ugly
& She Will Remember It
Forever..!

I love everybody.Some I love to be around,Some I love to avoid,and others I would love to punch in the face.

Boys r more kind dan girls.
U knw y?
Coz girls never help unknown
boys.
Bt boys always help unknown
girls.
No one can reject dis fact

Funny Line for advice. . !

I Always Learn
From The Mistake Of Others
Who Take My Advice

People say NOTHING is IMPOSSIBLE but i do NOTHING évERydaY..

Wh8 do u call the place whr every 1 is sitting beside u and u still feel lonely?
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bolo..bolo
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EXAM HALL ;)

If your relationship status says ‘It’s
complicated’, you should stop kidding
yourself and change it to ‘Single’..

2 person u need in ur life - A cute person who promises not to break ur heart
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a best Friend, who kicks that person
If he breaks ur heart ...:)

Thank God.....
The kolavari song was sung by dhanush. If it was sung by his father-in-low, Rajnikanth, it could have been our national anthem now:)

What are calories? Calories are little rascals that get into ur wardrobe at night and sew ur clothes tighter

A boy said
I Love U to a girl
Bt
Girl replied
Sorry i lv someone else
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The boy in sad mood looked at d girl & said

Batau tere baap ko.

Why boys act like an Idiot................
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Who says they are acting.........

15 years back

Parents wanted their girl
to get married to a good boy

Now-A-Days

Parents wants their boy
to get married to a good girl

As a rule, man is a fool,
When it's hot, he wants cool,
When it's cool, he wants hot,
Always wanting what is not. :)

Slogan on a Bald Man's T Shirt
God made some perfect heads....
on the rest, he put hair to cover his mistakes

I Used Facebook For
A Few Days And Got
Addicted To It..

But I Am Studying Since I Was 4..
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Why The Hell I Am Not Getting Addicted To
It =P

Whnevr anyone does bad wid u,
dont cry.
Remembr,
it takes 49 muscles 2 cry &
Only 6 muscles to give a slap.
Ghuma ke dena sale ko..
Save energy.

The Beauty Of Indian Traffic Is That:
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One Has To Look On Both Sides;
While Crossing A ONE WAY ROAD......

When life is going wrong,
when relations break up,
when sorrow engulfs you,
when tears flow down your eyes,
just give me a call:
because I sell tissue papers!

Ocean level syllabus.

Mountain level teaching.

Bucket level we study.

Mug level we answer.

Marks comes in drops.

The 3 Stages Of Man:
1) He Believes In Santa Claus.
2) He Doesn't Believe In Santa Claus.


3) He Is Santa Claus!

How did Ra One claim profits inspite of its weak storyline..??
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Think..?
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Because...
A film with Rajnikant in it never flops...
Mind it.. :)

if u hve failed in luv or dont hve luver.
dont wory..its bcz f ur future parteners prayer.........

Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting

If Money Ever Grew On Trees. . .
Girl's Would'nt Mind Dating With Monkeysue...

Little girls want barbie dolls and
little boys want big cars
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But when they grow up they just exchange there wants..

MATHS CLASS of 2012.....

2 , 3, 5 - prime numbers,
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6 , 8, 9 - composite numbers
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munni, sheela, jalebi bai - item numbers...