Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 143

Sum1 has rightly said, "A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer." No wonder so many of us flunk in our exams!!!..

There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.

Thought for the day: When ever i find the key to success, someone changes the lock..

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.

It''s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It''s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Father: what was the hardest thing u learnt at college....?

Son: how to open Beer bottles with teeth. . . .

How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain

there was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together

After a deep passionate kiss, the girl whispers to the guy, kiss me once more like dat & i wil b Urs 4ever, the guy says "thanx 4 the WARNING!!

Send this
message to
50,00,000
people..

DO
NOT
IGNORE!

THIS
IS NOT
A JOKE!

ITS GODS GRACE!
After a month,
you will
receive
something BIG..


i.e.....Ur BILL

If i hav a camera







i''ll snap ur evry moment







evry smile







evry memory







n keep...







in my..







kitchen 2 scare d cockroaches...£

what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you runcause he''s got a grenade in his mouth

Wifes R incomingcalls. Lovers R outgoingcalls. Auntis R freecalls Callgirls R roamingcalls. Neighburgirls R missedcalls. Be careful & Choose the best call..!

Whisky means (w) what happen (i) if (s) someone (k) kiss (y)you

Reality is an illusion created due to lack of Alcohol.
- Sir Johnnie Walker.

little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.

Behind every succesful person there is always a girlfriend but what about the unsuccesful one ? Lots of girlfriends!

To all my friends and family who sent best wishes & love for 2005, It didn''t help !!! - plz send cash for 2006..

I m propagating a unicameral form of idiosyncrasy occuring malevolently in d meritorious piece of claterubial brain, IN SHORT


"I M DISTURBING U"

If u r in tension,

try 2 hv SEX

it helps u 2 relax.

do u knw hw 2 hv

SEX?

let me teach u:
.
.

S=sleep,
E=eat,
X=xcercise!
Dont always think dirty.
Hehehe

Luv ur luv in such a way, That she finds no better place than ur heart to stay, But if she still manages 2 get away, Sorry dude but its time to turn gay.

High heels is a device invented by women who were tired of being kissed on the forehead...!!

Hello,





U R SO,



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mS art!


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S art!

SORRY,
fit nahi ho raha.

Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big''n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let''s go home & DO IT PROPER

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I''ll take u to an eye specialist!!

BEST SMS OF THE YEAR 2005: - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins