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10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT # 136

Sex is like Maths
sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs...
and MULTIPLY!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 90

in days of old wen knights were bold +condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks + people like u were prevented.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 67

Yo mama''s so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vivek # 73

Farmer Joneshas
farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn''t life a drag?
coz they''re all burning in a field
he''s got no sheep to shag

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 126

Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch thecum drip down mychin!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nakul # 99

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)deyconsume large amounts of liquid
5)rconstantlt full of shit!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 19

Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they''re black andcrispy.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 59

Luv is a sensation dat iscaused by temptation,a boy puts his location in a girls destination,do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 49

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 126

How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 120

Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Krishna # 102

Ba Ba White Sheep
ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Reena # 37

D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 36

I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 90

do u know what''s the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid, it''s a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!! :)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shiba # 79

Your teeth are so yellow, ican''t believe it''s not butter!!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kankambari # 122

Statistics
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Naresh # 101

Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 27

There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 126

HOW MANY ANIMALScAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS?
10 little piggies,2calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 68

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shantanu # 58

whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 56

News Flash - Indian Earthquake
!!News flash!!
Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
Australia sendingclothes.
britain sending ... ... ... Replacements

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 67

cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shashank # 111

Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajat # 18

A: Run like hell....she''s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Krishna # 102

Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invated
and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 15

The Alpahbet
a-ur attractive
b-ur beautiful
c-urcaring
d-ur delicous
e-ur exciting
f-ur funny
g-ur gorgeous
h-ur heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!

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