Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 152

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren''t, I''m dead. Excuse me, I''m talking of oxygen.

1 day u''ll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don''t get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

Friendship is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it''s warmth.

Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

If u save this msg, it means I''m cute. If u edit this, I''m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i''m cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i''m cute!

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That''s because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !

Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don''t worry I don''t cry, I''m just happy that cows can''t fly !

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"

This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!

You''ve got Sex Appeal... You''ve got Style... You''ve got Intelligence... You''ve got Class... You''ve got D Face... & You''ve got D Body... & I''ve got the wrong number! Sorry!

What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

Hello, I''m a thief and I''m here to steal your heart!

Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one.

Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!

You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you

Your daddy must be a terrorist ''cus you''re DA BOMB!

Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................

It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?

In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me .