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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bruttendu # 124

Kung akala mo importante ka sa akin, kung akala mo may tiwala ako sayo, kung akalamo namimiss kita at kung akala mo friend kita…Korek ka dyan!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 22

Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhay # 87

What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this and feeling cute is the one reading this. He...He...he... Text mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cute!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 17

Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? Eh di BAKA! Ano naman ang pinutol? E di CAT! E ano naman and laging ayos? E di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? E di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit? E di COW!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shantanu # 58

I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 128

You''re like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can''t get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can''t smile without you.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ravi # 96

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She''s trying to be one naman a!"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun # 33

You''ve got sex appeal, you''ve got style, you''ve got intelligence, and you''ve got class. You''ve got the face and you''ve got the body but I''ve got the wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin # 119

Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajat # 18

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I''ve been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sakshi # 86

If you are alone, I''ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I''ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I''ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I''ll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prabhjot # 95

I saw someone at the mall. So cute, smart-looking, simple, elegant, and looks like a celebrity. Kainis paglapit ko nauntog ako. Salamin pala!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhishek # 82

The only people whom I greet "Good morning" are those who are smart, cute and malakas ang sex appeal. So, pano ba yan? E di good afternoon na lang sayo!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sakshi # 86

I''m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you''re a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 60

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 116

I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world''s no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won''t let you down.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 59

Between the thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows, there''s only one today and I wouldn''t let this day pass without saying this to you - ang cute ko, grabe!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 27

Fifty years from now, tanda na ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston. Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti text pa rin kita.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 107

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that''s another point. I hate blackout.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 59

We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 17

How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepshikha # 113

Bakit exciting ang text? 1. Kasi pwedeng magpacute and pangit. 2. Pwedeng single ang married 3. Sa text bida ang sinungaling 4. Sa text bistado ang kuripot.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhawesh # 48

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I''m happier each time I send you a message ''coz I know I''ll be disturbing you!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kankambari # 122

Just got my medical exam results. Malala na ang sakit ko. Everyday lalo akong gumaganda at wala raw gamot dito. But don''t worry, di daw nakakahawa. Safe ka.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vibhu # 29

"Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 89

I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: "Balance of nature".

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shiba # 79

I''ve just heard a funny joke. I can''t stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kanishk # 26

I''m thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 91

When I say good morning, it means I''m thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 68

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

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