What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this and feeling cute is the one reading this. He...He...he... Text mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cute!
Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? Eh di BAKA! Ano naman ang pinutol? E di CAT! E ano naman and laging ayos? E di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? E di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit? E di COW!
I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.
You''re like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can''t get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can''t smile without you.
Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She''s trying to be one naman a!"
You''ve got sex appeal, you''ve got style, you''ve got intelligence, and you''ve got class. You''ve got the face and you''ve got the body but I''ve got the wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!
While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I''ve been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."
If you are alone, I''ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I''ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I''ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I''ll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
The only people whom I greet "Good morning" are those who are smart, cute and malakas ang sex appeal. So, pano ba yan? E di good afternoon na lang sayo!
I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world''s no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won''t let you down.
Between the thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows, there''s only one today and I wouldn''t let this day pass without saying this to you - ang cute ko, grabe!
Fifty years from now, tanda na ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston. Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti text pa rin kita.
I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that''s another point. I hate blackout.
Bakit exciting ang text? 1. Kasi pwedeng magpacute and pangit. 2. Pwedeng single ang married 3. Sa text bida ang sinungaling 4. Sa text bistado ang kuripot.
No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I''m happier each time I send you a message ''coz I know I''ll be disturbing you!
Just got my medical exam results. Malala na ang sakit ko. Everyday lalo akong gumaganda at wala raw gamot dito. But don''t worry, di daw nakakahawa. Safe ka.
I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: "Balance of nature".
When I say good morning, it means I''m thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.