Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 156

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That''s why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.

Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That''s why.

Boy: I can kiss u without even touching u.

Girl: u can''t.
Boy: lagi 20 20Rs ki.
Girl: ok!
Boy: kisses tightly.
girl: chhu liya-chhu liya.
Boy: le 20Rs.

What''s the shortest way to a man''s heart??
















think Yaar!





















answer=through his chest..with a sharp knife! Löl

What r the three guaranteed ways to embarrass any man...Anywhere?




c''mon think!



answer=hold my purse!!

Muh meetha karna hai to





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KISSMISH KHAOOO.......

Smbody
wants 2 kiss
YOU

close
ur eyes



muah..
muah..

AH..
satisfied



now open
ur eyes.

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"(---)" THIS IS THE 1 WHO KISSED U !

Before marrige: Roses r red.
sky is blue.
u r beautiful.
I love u.

After marrige: Roses r dead.
I am blue.
u r my headache.
one day i kill u.

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THIS msg is ONLY to disturb YOU!

5 benefits of Smooch...... 1.Changes Taste 2.Burns Calories 3.Lips never go dry.4.Relives stress 5.Makes face muscles strong.

Mom: OK bye dear, Have a nice time and also be a good girl....

Daughter: Make up your mind Mom.U r confusing me!

Arz kiya hai:



i am a dog & u r a flower


gaur farmaiega



i m a dog & u r a flower



wah wah..Kya baat hai..



so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

Question. what is difference between a bike and girlfriend?



Answer.a bike is first kicked and then used where as a girlfriend is first used and then kicked

WELCOME TO
www.human.com


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NEW MEMBER:
u r welcome

PROCESSING..
DENIED! Sorry u r not human.Try www.monkey.com!

Promise me v r true frendz,vbCrLf
i''m lamp u r lite,vbCrLf
i''m coke u r sprite,vbCrLf
i''m saawan u r baadal,vbCrLf
i''m normal u r paagal... ha ha ha

You are ABCDEFGHIJK! (Read on) A - Attractive B - Beautiful C - Cute D - Dazzling E - Excellent F - Funny G - Great H - Hot I J K-

Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes - UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai.... ha ha ha

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty. so the world needs YOU after all!

Even if
we lose contact...
Or even
meet sometimes...
Or even send
less SMS....
I''ll still
remember Your
Beautiful face!
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Lifes so beautiful!
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I saw u on a road
U look so beautiful
u walk as a divine
when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart
WHO LETS THE DOG OUT

Hold 10 Roses in Ur Hands & Stand Opposite to the Mirror,
U''ll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful Rose in the World is U my dear friend....

It is not the presence of someone that brings meaning 2 life, but it’s the way, someone touches ur heart, which gives life a beautiful meaning!

What is common between Krishna,Ram,Gandhi,Buddha & Jesus?Sardar:-replied ....All were born on Government holidays......

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful....

In life every turn is uncertain.In the sea every wave is a danger.In a garden every flower is a beauty and in dis world every person like u is a treasure

Usually I Send SMS to people who are.. Either, VERY DEAR VERY CLOSE Or VERY SPECIAL, But, in ur case, Im makin an EXCEPTION... co, u r all

GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive