Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 17

Dere's nly 1 Perfect Mothr in d World
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Ech child thinks he has it
Dere is only 1 Perfect Child in d world
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Each mother thinks
d neighbour has it

The best way to make somebody remember you is,
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Borrow Money from them..!!

A Naughty Answer given by a girl when asked-How you feel when sum1 gives u a flying k!.s.S?

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G!rl - "I feel bo.yz r lazy...;)

Falling in Luv s lyk Jumping off a Building,
Ur Brain tels u,
"its not a gud idea dude" while ur Heart tels u,
"u can Fly beta.."lol

this ones gud.........
Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds...

Recently China airports were closed due to heavy fog...
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later it was discovered that rajnikant was having sheesha in india !

An unmaried man wrote his status on facebook as:
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" Wanted wife "
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2 girls liked it

And 140 men commented
" Meri lelo " :D :D :p

whales live in deep oceans....because they know rajini lives on land :D

Husband Is Head Of d Family..
Den,

Whts W!fe?

Think...

W!fe Is d Neck Of d Family

Which n Turn d Head Anywhere She Wants!:D

A note by the editor in his newspaper
"Don't be surprised if you find mistakes in this editorial newsletter. We print something for everyone. And some people are always looking for mistakes.

In Old Days,
If a Student wid his parents
Were In D Principal's OfficE
It Meant Stud Was In Trouble
Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble

Once a boy inserted a CD into the drive which had “Rajnikanth” written on it… N Guess what happened? The cpu started revolving around the CD.

Laughing is the best medicine,
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But if you are laughing without any reason,

you need medicine"...!

There are two ways to rule a girl/women
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And nobody knows them

Height of humiliation plus insult.....

A grammar freak girlfriend to her boyfriend
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U R as useless as an 'ay' in 'okay'....

New type of breakup....
Girl:-I wanna breakup with U.
Boy:-Why?
Girl:-U didn't comment on my new picture on facebook.

GIRLFRIEND ki sister agar missed call kare to usse kya kahenge....???
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BETAAA......
Mann me Dusra Laddu Phoota..
:D :P ;)

Best diplomatic lines for the person you hate-

its not that i hate you but lets say that if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it..

"Me and my bed are in a committed relationship...
But I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love..."

One of the worlds best feeling comes wen group of frnds c a "wonderful" qustion paper in the examination hall smile at each other saying
Gaye beta

Amazing Thought by a gr8 Thinker::

If You Can't Change The WOMAN....

Just 'CHANGE' the WOMAN..!!:-)

Old meaning of Sorry
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"I Wont Do It Again"
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New Meaning Of Sorry,
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"Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful"

Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said..
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Telling lies increases Ur Memory..
Think different.
;-)

Very Emotional Moment When a Girl Says to yu
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Apna Number de do..!! :P

Beautiful words by a best friend-

'Always Remember that If you Fall, I Will Pick you Up...

Only after I finish laughing..' hahahaha

3 ways to write exam:

Looking up for
'INSPIRATION',

Looking down for
'CONCENTRATION',

Looking around for 'INFORMATION'

a perfect relation ship is wen

u fight likea married couple

talk like best frenz

flirt like first lovers

Why boys are so careless and irresponsible?? Coz they know that somewhere a sweet and innocent girl is learning to be responsible for them

New Theory
Argument wins the person, but loses the relation. So don't argue with ur friends jst

Slap them & say, kam bol kamine (talk less idiot)

Technology Update:

If any girl is ful on make-up even at home..
Dont get confused..
Its obvious tat Her phone has "3G"..