Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 165

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .

e nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

I need one girl to marry Age no bar, colour
no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father
must have his own ....Bar .....CHEERS.

Bhola finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how he did his exam.
Bhola; Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, 1 thought, thought and thought and at last I wrote THUNK!!!

A diplomat is someone who can telf you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Banta tells girl, Come to my home at night, no one will be there.
Girl was excited to go to Banta's home at night,
but on reaching there she found
House is locked. NO ONE is there.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Love is a complicated machinery.
But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.

+ . " ) . " + . " + . " + . " +' . + . " +. ".Abracadabra". +' . + . " + . " + . nope, u're still ugly!

Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.

1XJ Two club members were talking about a recent car accident. 'What ever became of that hit-and-run driver?' 'He's batting for the prison cricket team!'

What did one lonely banana say to another? Oh! why am I a-kela?

Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside …

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Santa pulled out six people from a burning house...still he was jailed
Why?
"Because all the six were from fire brigade squad."

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Banta: What is the difference between a married man and a bachelor?
Santa: One kisses the Mrs. and the other misses the kisses.

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--I SEE U BABY--

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SHAKIN DAT ASS!!

SWOT analysis by Santa.
Strength: My wife, Jeeto. Weakness: Banta's wife, Preeto. Opportunity: When Banta is on tour. Threat: When I am on tour.

Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

Tech Support: "OK, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it....

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i love young girls with big tits

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!