Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 18

People SMOKE & DRINK for few days & get addicted
Look at me
I m STUDYING since CHILDHOOD, bt not YET ADDICTED to STUDIES
Dis is called "SELF CONTROL

Once up On a time rajanikant used tOOth pOwder tO get strOng teeth-

tOday dat pOwder is knOwn as
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AMBUJA CEMENT!!!:-

Sumwhr in Africa...
A Black boy to his black Girlfriend on a romantic nyt out near da sea shore askd her...

"Honey, where r u..?"
:p

Once rajnikant was playing cricket during monsoons..
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Rains canceled due to match..!

Once in 1984 Rajnikanth was touring madhya pradesh.One night he had some stomach problem....

....today that day is mourned as the Bhopal Gas Tragedy.

Once RAJNIKANT forgot his toys near Mumbai .
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Now that place is known as Essel World!!

The only
person who can ORDER a woman to
stop talking and in reply she gives a
smile to him...
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A photographer (^_^)

Do u have any idea y in japan there is frequent earthquake?

Coz our great rajanikanth lost his mobile in japan in vibrate mode :-)

Galz can never b equal 2 Boys!
Coz it takes courage 2 wear d same
clothes 4 a week and still think,
"ABHI TO KAPDE THIK THAK HE,2 DIN AUR CHALENGE"! !! :-):-M

Crazy Fact:
Usually Boys Believe in What they See and
Girls Believe in What they hear,
that is why ....
Boys lie and Girls wear Make up..!! :P

Our parents taught us the meaning of APPLE and BLACKBERRY..now we are teaching them the features of APPLE and BLACKBERRY..

We R Not Addicted To FacebooK!

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V Only Use It When V Hv Time:
LunchTime,
Break Tym,
Off Tym,
No Tym,
Dis Tym,
Dat Tym,
Any Tym,
All d Time!:D

1 day while swimming from Africa to America Rajnikant lost his underwear in Atlantic ocean!!
Today that place is called?
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The Bermuda triangle...;)

ALCOHOL?
What is that..??

Sorry, that's not in my "Vodkabulary", may be I should go look it up on "whiskeypedia"..!!

He he he!!!!

A notice board in cinema hall-" please keep your mobiles on MANMOHAN SINGH MODE" :!!

Once an engg student went to home with his girl friend and told...

"Dad.. She is My Campus
Selection..
how is it...!!?"..

the pain of losing a loved one is nothing when compare to pain that is felt when..
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.biscuits fall into tea due to over dipping.

FRIEND Is
"Asian Paints"-Jo Dunia Badal De.
GIRLFREND Is
"Everest Masala"-Jo Taste Me Best.
WIFE Is
"Mosqito Coil"
Jo Kone-Kone Se Dhund K Maare..

why we drink water?
bcaz we cannot eat water!
keep it simple,
silly.
no claps,,hpy,,day

Dentist's Advice on Secret of Good Health
Always Treat ur Toothbrush Like a GirlFriend
Dont Let Anybody Else Use it & get a New1 Every 3 Months

Is velentine apne pyar ko dijiye GAL PAR THAPPAD ....
Rose to har koi deta hai.ap kuch naya try kijye...
..Do the new...
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A Guy's plea:
"Dear Google,
Pls stop behaving like my wife.
Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting

When Rajnikant was in college he had selected 3 subjects,
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ARTS,COMMERCE and SCIENCE!

CRAZY FACT
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The LONGEST 5 mins in The WORLD is The LAST 5 min of a LECTURE.!
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While the SHORTEST 5 mins is the snooze after the alarm ring...

I asked my heart :y cant u sleep at night???












my heart said: cause u slept in afternoon ... don't act like u r in love

Females keep on saying, "ALL MEN R THE SAME"
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If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?
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Hai koi jawaab?
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This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-

"Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET.."..;-)

GIRLS STUPIDITY:-

They wont give their phone no. even to a KNOWN PERSON.

But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR.. :D

Micheal Jackson didn't die by drugs..
those wer rumours..
He got major heart attack after seeing that He cannot do d dance steps of Rajnikant

Difference between a Boy's Eye & Girl's Eye
A Boy's Eye sees only Love in a Girl's Eye
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A Girl's Eye always watches
Where D Boy's Eye is watching