Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 173

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Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

Boyfriends are like panipuri,
Tastes good anytime.

Lovers r like PIZZAS,
Hot & spicy,eaten frquently.

Husbands r like Dal RICE,
eaten whn there is no choice....

Can u believe things people do.I was sittng in the mandir & in the middle of arti,he lights a cigratte,i was so shockd that i nearly droppd my bear.

If u read this msg, u owe me a HUG,if u delete,u owe me KISS,if u save,u owe me a DATE,if u return text to msg me, u owe me ALL,bt if u ignore UR MINE!Wht wlUdo

Another MOON ? Possible
Another SUN ? Possible
Another SKY ? Possible
Another Friend Like U ? .........Impossible' coz GOD can't make the same MISTAKE twice

Hello sir/madam. This is our ATD (ANY TIME DISTURBANCE ) service We excel in disturbing and irritating people at odd hrs Hope the goal is achieved Thank you..

Let me
draw ur
face!

Dont
MOVE!



Nearly
finished

OK
Done!



Wanna ve
a look?

,****,
( @..@ )
"(--)" That"s why i said don"t move!

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_________Excuse me! Just line-maaroing!

<)¥(> If
(..) people
( ö ) say u're
>i< C U T E
<)¥(>
(è'é) PUNCH
( ,ö ) ("") THEM
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HOW DARE they fool u like that

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Dhaniya Rs 3
Mirchi Rs 4
Aaloo Rs 5
Kaanda Rs 6
Tamatar Rs 10
Palak Rs 15
Ye sab to mahanga hai
Par SMS to sasta hai!
Phir karte kyo nahi??

Mantra for prevention of AIDS:- 'Its better to try different positions with the same woman than try the same position with different women!'

A 4 APPLE

B 4 BADA APPLE

C 4 CHHOTA APPLE

D 4 DUSRA APPLE

E 4 EK AUR APPLE

F 4 FOKAT KA APPLE

G 4 GOL APPLE

H 4 HO GAYA NA PET KHARAB KHAKE

ITNE SARE APPLE?

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are, if you know what you are... then mental hospital is not so far..!

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Hi dear, how r u. Howz life going? Ok listen i want ur recent coloured photograph, as i started a new hobby of collecting NATURAL DISASTERS.

Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai

Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai

are! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai .

meri tarafse tumko ek pyari see ''puppi'',tumhare frnd ko ek''pappi'',frnd ke frnd ko ek''pappi''. bolo kyon?. . . . . . . . .aaj hamare doggy ne''10"puppi diye

Hey! There hav been many many times when i disturbed U,troubled U,pestered U, irritatd U,buggd U, but on tis däy,i jus wana tel tat






" I PLAN TO CONTINUE "

I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

Jaise sky ma panchi hai flying,jaise garden ma bhavre hai gaying,jaise sea me pani hai lying,vaise yar hum tumpe hai dying.But zada khush mat ho,I am lying.

Pledge of boys:- India is our nation... Girls r our destination... Dating is our occupation... Flirting is our profession... to hell with education.

SMS

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SMS

SMS

SMS

SMS

SMS

Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..

LaiIa ko Majnu ka sms nahi aaya, usne teen din khana nahin khaya,Woh marne wali hai majnu k pyar mein,aur majnu saala betha hai sms free hone k intezar mein ;)

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.