Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 20

What Do You Call A Group Of People
Where Two People Are Thinking Of Sex
And All Other Are Thinking Of Food??
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A Wedding... =

All Your Life You Are taught
Not To Talk To Strangers
And Then You Are Expected
To Sleep With 0ne ... !

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"ARRANGED MARRIAGE" Damn

By A Non-Vegetarian :

"Vegetarians Are Cruel
People, They Kill Helpless
Plants,
We Atleast Have Decency
To Kill The Chicken Who
Can Run For Its Life ... "

Scientists Have Discovered
A Certain Activity That
Diminishes A Woman's Anger
By 90 Percent

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S H O P P I N G ..

-=- U L T I M A T E -=-

You And Your Feelings
Are Important To Your
Friends
Till
They Are Single ... =P

I Like To Do The Thingz That R Impossible..!
N Since Nothin' Z Impossible In Dis World,
So...
I Do Nothing...

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:

They teach us to make “PLAIN RICE” in class
&
expect from us to cook “BIRYANI” in exams…!!

Suppose Girls Are Genius...
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HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
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Very Funny
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Cant Even Suppose .. =P =d
Lolz :P

donkey smiled at monkey, i am not dentist "said monkey.

Having a wife is a part of living,
But living with wife is called The Art of Living..

OHM LAW OF BOYS:
whenever eyes of boys remain constant on a girl,
the amount of attraction is developed is directly proportional ti the smile of girl!!!!

Why in every luv story sister supports and brothers dont?..

B'coz sister knows what LOVE is..!!

And brothers knows what boyzz are..:)

This message is strictly for
CUTE & CHARMING People Only,
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Since YOU Accidentally Receive It ,
We Deeply Apologize For
Disturbance Due To The Technical Error

REALITY :-

A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet, where he used to keep his money when he was single.

Height of begging :-

A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him :-

"Please do not make noise by dropping coins...
Offer notes!;)

Arjun:I can aim & shoot the eye of a fish:
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Rajni:
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I can break that fish's eye's cell's mitochondria's protein's terminal amino acids' peptide bond...
MIND IT!

Wht Hurts more dan losing a luvd one...??

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Solving the final accounts and finding dat ur balance sheet doesnt tally...!

If U Have "Magnetic"
Personality N Still U
Can't Attract A Girl
Towards U
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That Means
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The Girl Has "Iron
Deficiency Anemia

Imagine that ur in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you. What do you do?
U stop imagining.

People Update Status

Via BlackBerry,

iPhone,

iPad, Etc..

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Rajinikanth Updates Status

Via Calculator..

If CHOCOLATES Were
VEGETABLES,


I Will Be The Healthiest
Person 0f The World ...

Lips r like frds , if v say study, read, write , they nvr meet . bt if v say party, picnic, bunk, play . immediately they meet .Try it

Record breaking -
1 million idea connections sold in just 3 days due to one simple printing mistake of one word in the idea sloGan.....
"Idea can change ur WIFE"

Newton's 5th Law
(Exam Law):

"Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases

When The Number Of Girls

In The Exam Hall Increases.

If u eat noodles and vomit then what will u get






soupy noodles..........
kha ke piyo ya pi ke khao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teachers Are Like Babies
They Think,
If They Scream
They Can Get Everything They Want =

The one & only things we should know in life is that most people don't look for truths of life,

They only search for someone to agree with them..

When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And
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Mosquito. =

'Always remembr,money is not everything in life,but make sure you earn sufficiently before thinking such nonsense'

Height Of Creativity:

I've Saved My Grl Frnd's Number As BATTERY LOW.

So, Whenever She Calls & I'm Not Around,

My Mom Plugs My Phone 2 Charger Unknowingly:)